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As part of my rehab I have to read sentences. I only have two short lists. It's mind-numbing. I actually make up plot points between the sentences.

This is where you all come in.

Leave a comment here with a sentence you would like me to read aloud every day. I will put them all in a big list and print it out. Anything is fair game. Stuff I would normally say works best. Stuff like:

His college fund is all Facebook and Groupon stock. He's not going to college.
Who gave Staci fake herpes?
Ashley bought her hamster on QVC.
A bacon tamale? How rad!

Be creative! I have to be entertained by this every day.