Plurk paste

Sonata
Porto showed it to me but I'm dying, look at everyone. LOOK AT EVERYONE

Sonata
Look at Suga's cat. Look at ENNOSHITA'S FACE. Look at Noya's pecs jesus christ. Look at ASAHI'S SIDEWAYS LOOK AND WAISTCOAT

Sonata
CAN KIYOKO EVEN GET ANY MORE GORGEOUS

Sonata
Yamaguchi looks so killer omfg

Sonata
Kageyama and Hinata look like such muscle street thugs I love it so much

porto
Ennoshita is killing me.

Sonata
ENNOSHITA

Sonata
Also Daichi's dark little smile like UGH. UGH

porto
Suga's WINK

porto
and the tattoo ahaha /cries

Sonata
I can't read what it says but I want to so badly

porto
"these broken wings and"

Sonata
JESUS CHRIST

porto
so probably "take these broken wings and learn to fly again," etc

Sonata
uuuugh Daichi's collar is buttoned down as;dlkfj;aelkjrals;ker help me

porto
So is Ennoshita's.

Sonata
I would bet money that Daichi's in an Italian suit I'M HAVING A LOT OF FORMAL CLOTHING FEELINGS

Sonata
ahhh visual mirroring

porto
I'm living for every simliar detail between Daichi and Chikara in this tbh, I want to overlay them just to see what I can find

Sonata
Ennoshita's overjacket is more modern in cut I believe

Sonata
Kiyoko though like. KIYOKO. GOD DAMN. Can you imagine this crew walking into a room I would die

porto
Because for as much as I love boss Daichi and his trusted lethal bodyguard Suga, Daichi grooming an up and coming Ennoshita, ugh, G I V E I T T O M E

porto
Of course Ennoshita's is more modern, Daichi is old fashioned as they come.

Sonata
тѕσσкι come look at how stunningly handsome Tsukki is in this fanart oh my god

Sonata
I'm not even totally sure Ennoshita isn't only wearing a waistcoat

Sonatais
Asahi wearing a shoulder holster?

porto
yes, I was literally just about to talk about him ;_;

Sonata
WAIT IS THAT AN EYEPATCH DOES ASAHI HAVE AN EYEPATCH

Sonata
I can't tell I'm mad about this

porto
No, I can definitely see eyelashes on the other side.

Sonata
oh, okay. That makes me feel better tbh

porto
The benefit of a touchscreen Chromebook

Sonata
I do not think Asahi would rock an eyepatch exactly

porto
zoooooom

Sonata
ahahaha

porto
No, but he's rocking that open collar.

Sonata
Yeeees pleeeease.

spooky rumba!
seriously fucked up about his open collar

spooky rumba!
sits here consumed with lust etc

Sonata
YESSSS

Sonata
I'm really into how soft Asahi's hair looks tbh

Sonata
ALSO THE REALLY SUBTLE FEATHER PATTERN ON KIYOKO'S DRESS

porto
It looks like Yamaguchi's collar is open under that loose tie, too. I love how sort of sloppy he looks, it's a great contrast to the others but he looks no less intimidating for it.

Sonata
Yessss

Sonata
I love that he's calling it in???? I love that. Yamaguchi gets shit done MINDER

Sonata
Also his tie pin yes thank you

porto
The only one I wonder about is Yachi. Why are you there bb child.

Sonata
I actually really like that she's a clear noncombatant

Sonata
Daichi took her in as a child? Every gang needs a princess character tbh
porto

You are the official too sweet and pure cinnamon roll of the Haikyuu universe. And Kiyoko'd be the one to take her in I think.

Sonata
accurate

porto
Daichi and Kiyoko fronting as the power couple with Asahi and Suga as bodyguards.

Sonata
Kiyoko and Suga working late at night on the books

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OH MY GOSDD W A WHOLE SET

Sonata
IT'S INCREDIBLE

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ascends to heaven

porto
I don't think I'll ever be over Ennoshita so gleeful with his knife.

Sonata
Ennoshita is happy to see you

Sonata
TANAKA WRAPPING HIS KNUCKLES THOUGH

porto
Ennoshita has been waiting for your arrival.

Sonata
also that Noya is also wearing a shoulder holster I am pretty sure I just want everyone out doing jobs and wrecking shit

porto
Is Kageyama wearing one too or is that just his shirt? I honestly can't tell

Sonata
oh, he is

Sonata
I love how Hinata and Kageyama's body language mirror each other?

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i love yams like calling up on his phone for supplies

Sonata
YES

Sonata
I think of all of them, Yamaguchi gives me the most "Inception" like feel? That sort of hyper-modern feeling? He seems the most businessman-like

porto
I kind of just want Hinata to be a runner. Literally a runner. You need something transported by ground? Have this little ginger parkour genius.

Sonata
oh my god.

Sonata
I am really bad at expressing why I like Yamaguchi but his design is one of my favorites

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nishinoya is the true parkour genius and probably a tiny ninja

spooky rumba!
they cannot be controlled when put together

spooky rumba!
the cops are just like ".....not this again"

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yes

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tanaka is his spotter

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also a hitman

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i looooove the idea of daichi as the boss but if he knocks onyour door you're beyond dead

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dead and fucked to hell

Sonata
I would kind of dig the reverse actually, Nishnoya as the sniper providing backup support and Tanaka as the up-front brawler

Sonata
Nishinoya sniping over Asahi's shoulder I'm going to die

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yachi runs all the front cover operations and the store with kiyoko

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tbh asahi as a sniper seems more his gig cause you know he could rip a man's head off with his bare hands but i think he'd prefer the far away approach

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actually kiyoko as a sniper tho??????

Mizu
Ooooooh Kageyama and Hinata!!

Sonata
I really want Kiyoko managing like, the casino or the brothel or whatever gambling operations they inevitably have

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tanaka and nishinoya begging her to run cover on their operations

porto
Like, Daichi is so scary he doesn't need to do wetwork anymore because people are already that afraid. (Whereas Ennoshita does it because he enjoys it.)

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I BET SHE DOES BUT U KNOW SHE USED TO KILL PPL FOR A LIVING

Sonata
absolutely

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loooord i bet porto is right he doesn't have to work but u know sometimes he's does

Sonata
Daichi is probably also busy handling the oversight tbh!!! I want him being like, the dark king on his dark throne, dreamy sigh

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him and suga running torture operations in the basement

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casually talking about what to have for dinner as they flay open a dude's hand

Sonata
Mizu: THEY LOOK SO GOOD

spooky rumba!
hinata's lil mask is a blessing

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teaching ennoshita the best places to dump acid on a man's body to keep him from passing out

spooky rumba!
i want all the members to draw mouths on it

spooky rumba!
so every time he goes on a run its something different

Sonata
oh my god he has a variety of masks with a variety of mout--- yes

spooky rumba!
cheeky asshole

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i hope one day thats all kageyama writes no mouth just "CHEEKY ASSHOLE"

Sonata
also everyone's collarbone game in this art is too strong. TOO STRONG

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omg wht if yachi runs the black doctor side

MINDER
LOOK AT ENNOSHITA THAT'S THE SMILE OF SOMEONE WHO'S KILLED A MAN

porto
The cut of Ennoshita's jacket makes him look even bigger than Daichi. Bless.

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actually no tsukki as the black doctor is way better scrub it

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patching up the crew in his down time while giving them shit for it

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yamaguchi becoming a genius black jack/poker player to not only clean out other gambling ops but to help out their own if too many strong players are around

spooky rumba!
the WORST bedside manner

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LMAOOO real

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"why can't kiyoko be the doctor" "she doesn't know anything about medicine" "I DONT CARE SHE'D BE BETTER THAN YOUR UGLY MUG"

spooky rumba!
everyone wonders if daichi did this strategically bc get shot & have tukki patch me up?? FUCK THAT

porto
He will neither confirm nor deny.

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LMAOOOO DAICHI JUST KILL ME OK I DONT WANNA BE W/TSUKKI

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yall be rude

porto
"Just don't get shot."

spooky rumba!
mlkmjfhbs

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g o d i looooooooooooooooove mafia conqueror daichi

spooky rumba!
daichi's layering is fucking me up im so unhappy riGHT NOT

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plans out the whole thing and then kills the other leaders

porto
The family had fallen into disgrace but he was like, no, this ends now.

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also i just want to say that while im sure noya/tanaka/hinata/tsukki are very mature adn cool about their jobs they also send poop bags and glitter to their enemies

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just because it makes them laugh uncontrollably

porto
Starts collecting the best and brightest, swipes Kageyama right out from under Oikawa's nose etc.

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ala this website nd all
porto
(Daichi as a recruiter is v important to me, making offers people can't refuse.)

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I LOVE THE IDEA THAT DAICHI STARTS IT W/KIYOKO ASAHI SUGA sob

MINDER
ooh kiyoko-san oooh

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like he lays out his ideas to them and they're like "i have the weirdest boner lets do it"

porto
Kiyoko's the one who recruits Tanaka and Noya, hence their eternal loyalty.

porto
No one knows how Tsukki and Yamaguchi got there but they don't kick them out. They probably followed Suga home, he collects strays.

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asahi recruits yachi no one can convince me otherwise

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even in gang au big bro asahi/lil sis yachi is my ultimate anxious friendship

porto
Oh gosh ADORABLE.

spooky rumba!
i want kiyoko to be this untouchable member most of the time, but when tanaka does well, exceptionally well she rewards him with attention

porto
He saves her in the middle of an operation. Later on Daichi's like, "Where did you even go, you are too big to lose," and Asahi just tigs on her hand where she's hiding behind him.

porto
*tugs

spooky rumba!
you are too big to lose lmao

porto
Saaaaaame, but even as she's doing it she's blushing because I love that shyness about her, too, but she's shy while also acknowledging her own worth, Kiyoko-san <3

MINDER
guys stop making me want this AU you're all awful

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CHILDDDDD this is the tip of the iceberg

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tbh as much as i love old disgraced family daichi i love the idea of him being grossed out by their antics and starting his own crew

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and suga asahi kiyoko are like umm you're crazy and he's like no. this family is fucked up they have all the wrong ideas if we're gonna take this city we do it right we do it my way

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so they kill everyone, it's an old house, electrical fires take nothing and they burn the house down so no one knows what happened and daichi starts from honest to god scratch

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and builds them right back up recruiting people with suga and asahi picking up others and working with kiyoko to wrangle up their speakeasy style business and they dont give a shit

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about whose blood gets on their hands mAAAAN THEYVE HAD BLOOD ON THEIR HANDS FOREVER UGHU ughuHGUHUGHGG

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lays down in this plurk

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dies

porto
I enjoy your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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DAICHI ASAHI SUGA KIYOKO STARTING OVER IN BASIC POVERTY IN A DINKY ASS APARTMENT BUT IT'S THEIRS AND THEYRE PROUD OF IT

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DAICHI ASAHI SUGA SHARING ONE BED AND KIYOKO GETS THE FOLD OUT COUCH TO HERSELF AND THEY TALK ABOUT THEIR IDEAS FOR AGES

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THEY DONT REALLY GET STARTED UNTIL THEY HAVE MORE MEMBERS BUT LIKE... KIYOKO NEEDS OT HIRE PPL TO DO BUSNIESS SO THEY START RIGHT AWAY?

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ennoshita gets pulled out of the gutter by daichi, daichi teaching him how to use a knife to kill and suga teaching him how to use a knife in a kitchen. kiyoko hiring tanaka and noya.

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asahi saving yachi from a bunch of rival gang members who are trying to mug the shit out of her and she's so grateful and they end up talking for hours and she's like "let me help you"

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daichi and oikawa running into each other and oikawa treating kageyama, who is so so brilliant like dirt, and daichi and suga hate it and steal kageyama without a second thought

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they get into a huge fight with seijoh and hinata joins in, wanting to take down a grand king and they're like how did you even find this place and hinata just laughs

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and he's got his crazy eyes on full blast with his mask and messed up metal baseball bat and daichi is like fuck it you're nuts and i like you

spooky rumba!
screams

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suga and yachi finding tsukki and yamaguchi in a butcher shop while he's hiding after a fight and tsukki patches him up and so he drags home those strays too because they're so weak

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ennoshita pulls in narita and kazuhito cause they're old friends, of course, and ukai sees this family building up from far away and suddenly he's interested, his family knew this one, but it's all different

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ukai comes back and sees what daichi's done and offers his full support

Mizu
Oh man I really want this

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ukai and takeda as weapons dealers, sending over their best stuff so they can take down datekou who is so hard to siege out

porto
Oh no does that mean there's mafia Takeda, oh noooooooo

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nah, ex military takeda, let's make brutal

porto
Ahaha Shimada is their connection, that's who Yamaguchi's on the phone with.

porto
Shimada keeps trying to recruit Yamaguchi to the dealing side but Yamaguchi's not leaving Tsukki, sorry bro.

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no one suspects that cutie with his stupid glasses

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shimida just becomes their bro on the side

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like daichi just casually absorbs his business right under shimida's nose

MINDER
[desire for gangster AU intensifies]

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datekou is personal for asahi/daichi/suga/noya... but seijoh is personal to hinata/kageyama.... nekoma slowly becoming an alley purely on accident because hinata befriends a lost kenma

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fukurodani is that gang where its like "our businesses never cross and you're super strong but you're also insane?? lets just stay on your good side forever"

porto
I want mob boss meetings with Daichi and Kuroo and Bokuto

porto
First off because those three in bespoke suits /slain

porto
But second because imagine buttoned up Daichi coming in feeling like he's got to prove himself the minute he walks in the room and Bokuto just... being Bokuto.

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LMAOOO yes

porto
"HEY BRO YOU ARE KILLIN' IT OUT THERE! LITERALLY! Did you hear that, Akaashi, that was funny as shit."

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basically this

porto
Akaashi is Bokuto's long suffering second and the actual brains of the operation but Bokuto is so terrifying and good when he's on that they let him keep the reins anyway.

porto
THAT IMAGE IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME

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i almost had a hernia at this because i have a long standing headcanon that kuroo and daichi come from card playing families, and they all know how to play like 4 kinds of poker

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and that they'v ebeen playing those games since they were old enough to read numbers, so they're both insanely good? and it comes up to play cards at training camp and daichi and kuroo just

porto
That makes perfect sense, actually.

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destroy everyone in cards and end up start betting real money and everyone is terrified because in that moment kuroo and daichi look like they could kill everyone in the camp and get away w/it

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then furudate draws this and i almost jumped out a window s2g LFKDSAKFMO

MINDER
/chinhands at this entire plurk

MINDER
you guys make wonderful au headcanons. never stop.

♔ carrot king
Oh man that IS hot D:

♔ carrot king
except when someone mentioned gangster AU I just imagined Hinata being like Tsuna....

MINDER
i bet tsukishima never actually graduated med school

MINDER
he was smart enough and he could have gotten a medical license but he decided it wasn't worth putting in the effort

MINDER
except after he gets a job as the mob doctor yamaguchi catches him studying sometimes when he thinks no one's looking

Mizu
Hinata eventually becoming a completely terrifying terror. The "As long as I'm here you're invincible" bit is more like "as long as i'm here i will murder anybody who thinks about hurting you."