This is an important 55-question meme/quiz. The answers from this quiz will be used as part of a PhD project looking at the socio-psychological profile of SL/Plurk members. There will be a prize of 1000 Lindens and random transferrable crap or gatcha items available for the best responses. There is a secondary prize of 672 Lindens for the best blog picture involving a literary figure from the 19th Century.
1. With which character from a sitcom do you most identify?
2. If you were born in the 60s do you feel like you are a million years old?
3. If you were born in the 70s did your parents swing?
4. If you were born in the 80s have you ever shouted “mad for it” at a club and regretted it?
5. If you were born in the 90s do you feel that nothing happens nowadays in popular culture that hasn’t happened before?
If you were born this millennium, you should be studying and not wasting time on this. Seriously.
6. If you had only 45 minutes left to live, and no one was available, would you crack one off the wrist if you knew that you were being broadcast live on video camera and your entire family were watching?
7. If you had to be a bug which would it be?
8. If you had to be a jellyfish, which colour would you be?
9. If you had to be a member of a marching band would you rather be a drummer or a baton twirler?
10. If you had to protest any blend of mixed fabric fibres, which would it be?
11. Which SL Avatar would you most like to hot pocket?
12. How do you pick a horse to bet on - by odds, by instinct, or by awesomest name?
13. If you had to use comic sans for the rest of your life would you leave the internet?
14. Would you rather have a really embarrassing middle name or a third nipple?
15. Which TV cult sensation would you delete from life if you could?
16. If SL was RL whose skybox would you hover outside?
17. Have you ever given or received an angry dragon?
18. Have you ever thought outside the box? If so, what kind of a box was it?
19. What is the maximum shoe size of a foot you would put in your mouth?
20. On a scale of 1 to 100 how much sex (with other people) have you had in the last 3 years?
21. Is that figure higher or lower than you would want it to be?
22. If Pluto was your friend, what would you have put on its Facebook wall when it got “unplaneted”?
23. What is your favourite excuse for not doing something (work, school etc)
24. James Schwarz or Bouncer Criss: which would you trust more with your pet’s life?
25. Gogolita or Harlow Heslop: which one of these would you imagine has the most wank bank entries?
26. Strawberry Singh or Bronson Twine who would you trust more if they opened a payday loan company?
27. If you could only have one would you have in your life: movies, books or music?
28. Would people be more likely to say something behind your back or are you more likely to say something about someone else behind their back?
29. If you could switch between having male and female genitalia in RL with just a HUD would you do it: never, sometimes, daily or hourly?
30. If you blog, why do you blog? If you don’t blog why don’t you blog?
31. Which member of the SL Designer community do you think would make the best TV chef?
32. If you had to do a Man vs Food challenge, what would the food be?
33. If you were eating chili or something messy would you constantly be wiping your face or would you not care about that people would have that image of you permanently imprinted in their minds?
34. Adam Richman or Guy Feiri (they both host shows on the food channel, google them) has to teabag you: choose your favourite!
35. Superman or Wonder Woman: who has the biggest wedgie potential?
36. If you had to dismember a member of a boy band, who would it be?
37. If you were in a boy band, would you prefer songs where you sit on high stools or the one where you dance around together in some kind of attempt at rhythmic synchronization
38. If you could delete something from the internet, what would it be?
39. Have you ever looked at an inanimate object and wondered if it watches you masturbate?
40. What should bricks taste like?
41. Which of these real names is ruder: “Wilma Dickfit” or “Haywood Jablomi”?
42. When SL girl avatars giggle does it make you feel more dirty or annoyed?
43. Orgy or Genital Jamboree?
44. If you could have picked your parents from RL celebrities, who would you have chosen?
45. If you had to bequeath one part of your anatomy to scientific research which would it be and why would they want it?
46. When you are fantasising, what is the most embarrassing thing that you think of that always puts you over the edge?
47. What kind of cocktail are you and why?
48. Do you notecard your SL sex sessions and reuse good lines that you came up with?
49. Do you also steal dirty sex lines that other people came up with and pretend they were your own?
50. If you make stuff in SL, do you think that the money you get is commensurate with your effort and talent?
51. Long fingernails, sexy or potentially painful?
52. Have you ever used a fluffy toy as a sexual aid?
53. Do you regret even looking at this meme/quiz hybrid?
54. Which member of the SL Plurk community do you really want to answer this quiz? (tag them then)
55. Why do you think that two people took the time to actually write this stupid bloody quiz?