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Let's get down to business to defeat the virus
Why is this lot of patients such a massive pain?
You hide your symptoms, run about and hit the club
I’ll drag your ass to quarantine
This pure land of prevention shan't give in

Wear your face masks properly; don’t let down your guard
Wash your hands squeaky clean; resolve to stop the spread
It shows no mercy to infected zones
So isolate and get checked, returnees
Do not be a diseased shitsleeve!

Patient: Coughing with a fever; can't catch my breath
Medic: Say no more; I'll help, so trust me
Virus: Boy, the thought of me's enough to make y'all cry
The media: Look at how they're all scared to death!
Taiwanese expatriates: People still have yet to find me
Netizens all over the world: Trusting fake news just might cost you your life!

nCoV
It spreads swiftly through coughing and sneezing
nCoV
Fatality rate like its sister, SARS
nCoV
Lung inflammation and raging fevers
Spreading far and wide with those traveling from Wuhan!

nCoV's racing toward us, so don't just stand by
Heed the CDC's orders so you can survive
This epidemic is cruel, like the rage of war
Disinfect with alcohol sprays
Wash your hands and wear masks to be safe!

nCoV
It spreads as swift as the coursing river
nCoV
Infecting all like a great typhoon
nCoV
Cities locked down fast as a raging fire
Fourteen days to banish it to the dark side of the moon!
(repeat)