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男子漢-肺炎防疫歌 Version 3 English Translyrics
Composer: Matthew Wilder
Lyrics: plurk anons
Translation: plurk anon

Let's get down to business to defeat the virus
Why is this lot of patients such massive shitheads?
You hide your symptoms, run about and hit the club
I’ll drag you off to quarantine
We must be the pure land (of prevention); don't give in

Wear your face masks properly; don’t let down your guard
Wash your hands squeaky clean; resolve to stop the spread
It's relentless as it spreads through infected zones
If you're scared, get out of the country
Don't be a Chinese human disease!

Patient: Coughing with a fever; can't catch my breath
Medic: The afterlife[1] is waiting for me
Believers[2] of the CCP: They've fallen for the foreign media's lies~
The media: Look at how they're all scared to death!
Taishang[3]: People still have yet to find me
Netizens all over the world: Trusting the CCP might cost you your life!

nCoV
It spreads swiftly through coughing and sneezing
nCoV
Fatality rate like its sister, SARS
nCoV
Lung inflammation and raging fevers
Spreading far and wide with travelers from Wuhan!

nCoV's racing toward us, but the CCP does nothing
Heed Su Tseng-chang's[4] orders so you can survive
Malls are just too cruel, like the rage of war
If you stay home, then you'll be safe
Be mindful, and you've nothing to fear!

nCoV
It spreads as swift as a coursing river
nCoV
Infecting all like a cruel typhoon
nCoV
Cities locked down fast as a raging fire
While you're at it, can you take Huang An[5] with you?

nCoV
It spreads as swift as a coursing river
nCoV
Infecting all like a cruel typhoon
nCoV
Cities locked down fast as a raging fire
While you're at it, can you take Huang An with you?


1. literally: Sukhavati
2. 小粉紅 xiǎo fěnhóng "little pink" is a derogatory name for online nationalistic "activists" from China
3. Taiwanese businesspeople who do business in China
4. the current President of the Executive Yuan of Taiwan
5. 黃安- also called the homophonic and derogatory 蝗安 "Locust An" - is a pro-China entertainer from Taiwan who calls out colleagues for expressing what he deems as "anti-Chinese sentiments", causing them to be blacklisted by Chinese entertainment circles