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Salvanas: Ahhh...I have not seen you here, before, lovely creature. How do you do?
Edwin: [Slavic woman voice] Why...I'm just fine, you -- (aargh! Hold your tongue, fool!) Begone, you slithering eel!
Salvanas: Ah, yes...the eel...I slither about your loveliness because you draw me to you. You...with your dark lashes and come-hither eyes...
Edwin: [Slavic woman voice] I said begone! Can you not understand the simplest of common, you lumbering piece of filth!
Salvanas: Salvanas understands you. He hears your words and feels your passion. Your fire ignites ignites my own, my sweet...come to me...
Edwin: [Slavic woman voice] My, but you are a flatterer! (Gah!) I mean...stop it, get lost! A fireball in your gullet would dampen your mood, lizard!
Salvanas: Nothing could keep me away from your exotic grace...those hands...those lips...that throat...that, er, Adam's apple?
Edwin: [Slavic woman voice] GAAAAAHHHH!! (pig) NOW YOU DIE!!