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我是Fulgur Ovid，一位很酷的生化人。
自從穿越到這裡，被Nijisanji收留以後莫名其妙要以男團出道了。
雖然我很酷，但是我只是喜歡看動漫跟男男愛情的普通生化人而已啊，不懂他們看上我哪點。
更沒想到在這裡我見到了Vox Akuma。
我少數還屬於血肉的心臟瞬間dokidoki起來！
HELP！我現在該怎麼做啊！
I'm Fulgur Ovid, a cool cyborg.
Ever since I traveled here and was taken in by Nijisanji, I was inexplicably going to debut as a boy group.
Although I'm cool, I just like to watch anime and BL's normal cyborg boys, I don't know what they like about me.
More unexpectedly, I met Vox Akuma here.
My heart, which is still warm, is instantly dokidoki up!
HELP! What should I do now!

我只是很平常地來寵物店買新的貓罐頭，沒想到就突然撞見了Vox Akuma？
至少給人一點心理準備啊！別這麼突然！
他好像看見我了，FUCK，金色的眼睛像是琉璃一樣美。
我絕對不能裝作沒看見，我應該去搭話，我是一個勇猛的生化人，我可以的。
嗯咳。清了喉嚨，我坦然地走向Vox，然後伸出裸露在外的機械左臂，瀟灑地把手搭在一旁的牆上。
「嗨——」話還沒講完，隨著破壞的聲響以及我一個踉蹌，holly shit我不小心把牆壓壞了！
這不中用的牆。
「嗯哼、咳、我家的貓會後空翻喔。」我鎮定地拍了拍身上的灰塵說。
幹，我為什麼要講這句話？
Vox沒有第一時間回我話，看了牆然後看了看我，天啊他的臉好好看⋯⋯
我正想給他一個帥氣的微笑，對方卻指了指一旁。
我順著方向看過去，店長跟店員很不高興地看著我。
⋯⋯沒有錢賠償怎麼辦？
I just came to the pet store to buy a new can of cat food, and I bumped into Vox Akuma all of a sudden?
Hey! At least give me some mental preparation! Don't be so sudden!
He seems to have seen me, FUCK, his golden eyes are as beautiful as gIaze.
I absolutely can't pretend I didn't see it, I have to talk to him, I'm a brave cyborg boy, I can do it!
Mmm...... After clearing my throat, I walked towards Vox calmly, then stretched out my exposed left arm of the robotic arm and placed it on the wall beside him dashingly.
"Hey—"
Before I finished speaking, with the sound of destruction and I stumbled, holy shit, I accidentally crushed the wall!
This useless wall.
"Hmm, Uh, my cat can do backflips."
I calmly patted the dust on my body and said.
Shit, why am I saying this?
Vox didn't reply to me right away, he looked at the wall and then at me, oh my god, his face is so beautiful......
I was about to give him a handsome smile, but he pointed to the side.
When I looked in the direction, the manager and the clerk looked at me unhappily.
What if there is no money to compensate?


「那個、我⋯⋯」
好丟臉，我才到職不久就要給收留我的nijisanji添麻煩了嗎？
死死盯著手裡對我來說是只存在於文獻中的IPhone，猶豫要不要向公司回報先預支薪水時，像是大提琴一樣舒服的聲音從一旁傳來。
「有什麼需要幫忙的嗎？」
是Vox！Vox跟我說話了！我的老天，他問我有沒有需要幫忙的！我需要！我需要！
「可以借我錢嗎？」
空氣一時寧靜，我只想把自己拆卸成塊格式化。
「好啊。」Vox居然答應了。
——天使！
出了店，我再三保證絕對會還錢的，以防萬一跟Vox要了電話。
「哇喔，你的搭訕技巧挺厲害的。」Vox拿了我的手機輸入號碼。我內心得意，被稱讚了，耶！
"Uh, I..."
What a shame, am I going to cause trouble for the Nijisanji who took me in soon after I was on-the-job?
I was staring at the iPhone in my hand, which only exists in the literature, and was hesitating whether to advance the salary to the company, when a comfortable voice like a cello came from the side.
"Do you need any help?"
It's Vox! Vox spoke to me! My God, he asked me if I needed any help! I need it! I need!
"Can you lend me some money?"
The air was quiet for a while, and I just wanted to disassemble myself into chunks to format.
"Okay." Vox agreed.
--Angel!
When I got out of the store, I was reassured that I would definitely pay back the money, just in case I had to call Vox.
"Wow, your approaching skills are amazing." Vox took my phone and entered the number. I'm proud of myself, I'm being praised, yay!

壓按下dokidoki的心，強制冷卻了一下，我正經地向Vox自我介紹了一番，包含我是來自未來的生化人，不只露出的手臂是機械，我的四肢都是，同時我的眼睛跟許多地方都是改造的。
目前在一家叫nijisanji的公司準備出道，最近開始要錄歌曲了，不介意地話可以聽聽看demo⋯⋯對了最近有一部動畫還不錯，它叫作⋯⋯
正當我滔滔不絕講著時，被Vox的一句話打斷。
「我知道，我們是同一個公司的。」Vox說。
欸——！怎麼都沒人跟我說！
「要不然你以為我會把錢借給一個不認識的機械小子嗎？小蠢蛋。」Vox笑了。
Fuck，他罵我小蠢蛋的聲音好好聽，機生圓滿了。
「其實我一直對你很有興趣，Fulgur Ovid。」
Pressing down dokidoki's heart and forcing it to cool down, I introduced myself to Vox in a serious manner, including that I am a bio-human from the future, not only the exposed arms are mechanical, but my limbs are all, and at the same time my eyes follow Many places are remodeled.
I am currently preparing to debut in a company called Nijisanji, and I have recently started recording songs. If you don’t mind, you can listen to the demo......
By the way, there is a good animation recently, it’s name is......
As I was babbling on, I was interrupted by a word from Vox.
"I know, we're the same company," Vox said.
Eh--! No one ever told me!
"Or do you think I'll lend money to a mechanical boy I don't know? Little idiot." Vox smiled.
Fuck, he used a nice voice to call me a little idiot, I am content in this life.
"Actually I've always been interested in you, Fulgur Ovid."

Vox饒有興致地望著我，問：「你進入Nijisanji時在履歷表寫了你的脊椎也是機械的，這讓我感到很好奇，機械的脊椎怎麼有辦法讓你動起來？」
他在好奇我的機械脊椎？這在未來真的不是什麼大不了的事情，不過我能理解這個時代的人無法理解，尤其是這位活著的非人類。
「它當然是真的，你可以摸看看。」
Vox looked at me with interest and asked, "When you entered Nijisanji, you wrote that your spine is also mechanical, which makes me curious, how can a mechanical spine make you move?"
Is he wondering about my mechanical spine? It's really not a big deal in the future, but I can understand that people in this era can't understand, especially this living non-human.
"Of course it's real, you can touch it."

「我是挺想摸摸看的，但是大街上還是先不用吧。」Vox回絕。
「那給你看看當初體檢時我的X光片。」我掏出手機，獻寶一樣遞給對方，看著Vox驚訝地看著X光片的模樣，我尋思著該不該請對方吃東西，雖然我不用吃。
「會痛嗎？」
正當我想是要請吃牛肉麵還是拉麵時，聽到Vox這麼問。
「裝這些東西到你的身體裡，會痛嗎？」Vox望著我。
⋯⋯這還是第一次有人問我這個問題。
"I really want to touch it, but let's not go on the street first." Vox declined.
"Then let me show you my X-ray during the physical examination."
I took out my phone and handed it to the other person as if offering a treasure.
Watching Vox looking at the X-ray film in amazement, I wondered whether I should invite the other person to eat, although I don't have to eat it.
"Would it hurt?"
Just when I was thinking about whether to order beef noodles or ramen, I heard Vox ask.
"Would it hurt to put these things in your body?" Vox looked at me.
This is the first time someone has asked me this question.

我想說一點都不痛，改造的時候我可是全程昏迷，怎麼會痛哼哼哼！裝這些可酷炫了，比原本的配件還有力多了。
與Vox關懷的眼神對上，血肉的心抽了下，到口的否定句忍不住轉了個彎。
「那是很久以前的事情了。」反正早就沒有感覺了。
「我很抱歉唐突這麼問，我只是一直忍不住想，未來發生了什麼才會讓你變成這樣。」Vox把手機還給了我。
「沒什麼，那時候改造是很普遍的事情，在未來我也只是一個檔案管理員。」我說。
「要當檔案管理員的手臂力量原來要這麼大。」Vox嘖嘖稱奇。
「搬書可是個體力活。」抱歉了Vox，未來的事情我可不能說太多。
突然之間Vox向我靠近，我還來不及做任何反應，對方竟然說：「我對你越來越好奇了，Fulgur Ovid。」
「我可不可以去你家看看你那隻會後空翻的貓？」
I want to say that it doesn't hurt at all. During the transformation, I was in a coma the whole time. How could it hurt? It's cool to install these, and it's much more powerful than the original accessories.
Meeting Vox's caring eyes, my flesh and blood heart twitched, and I couldn't help but stop the negative sentence.
"That was a long time ago." Anyway, I haven't felt it .
"I'm sorry for the abrupt question, I just couldn't help but wonder what happened in the future to make you like this." Vox returned the phone to me.
"It's nothing, at that time remodeling was a common thing, and in the future, I was just an archivist." I said.
"The arm strength to be an archivist turns out to be so strong." Vox gasped in amazement.
"Moving books is manual labor." Sorry Vox, I can't say too much about the future.
Suddenly, Vox approached me, and before I could react, he said, "I'm getting more and more curious about you, Fulgur Ovid."
"Can I go to your house and see your cat that can do backflips?"

「當然沒問題！」
「⋯⋯等等？你說什麼？」Vox要來我家？我．的．家！
「我活了四百年還是第一次聽到貓會後空翻，我想親眼看看珍奇異獸⋯⋯」接下來Vox說了什麼我沒聽清，一想到Vox居然要來我家作客，我的機體溫度不可控制地升高。
突然電子眼跳出警告，我的機體差點過熱了，冷卻系統運作加上排熱，好像嚇了Vox一跳。
「歡迎來我家！」我當作剛剛什麼都沒發生，一臉正色。
⋯⋯然後我們就在這了，兩人擠在一間只有網咖包廂大小的空間裡，還好我還有一張折疊的椅子可以坐，至於Vox當然是坐我的電腦椅了。
「Fulgur，你睡哪？」Vox不敢置信地問。
「我不用睡覺，我只需要休眠，任何姿勢都可以休眠。」我解釋。
"Of course, no problem!"
"......Wait? What did you say?" Vox is coming to my house? MY HOME!
"I have lived for 400 years and this is the first time I hear a cat can do backflip. I want to see the rare and strange beasts..."
I didn't understand what Vox said next. Body temperature rises uncontrollably.
Suddenly, the electronic eye popped out a warning, my body almost overheated, and the cooling system worked and the heat was removed, which seemed to startle Vox.
"Welcome to my house!" I pretended that nothing had happened just now, with a serious expression on my face.
And here we are, the two of us huddled together in a space the size of an internet cafe box. Fortunately, I still have a foldable chair to sit on. As for Vox, of course, it's my computer chair.
"Fulgur, where do you sleep?" Vox asked in disbelief.
"I don't have to sleep, I just need to take a short break, in any position," I explained.

「我記得Nijisanji可以補貼一些房租費，你住得比Luca的地下室還差。」
Vox好像對於我的住所有意見，要是他跟公司說可就不好了，於是我默默地推開了一旁的隱藏門，然後帶對方進去我的「收藏庫」。
看著Vox被四十坪的空間卻堆滿堆積如山的書籍以及電玩盒給嚇得微張開嘴巴，我可得意了。

Vox一直盯著書山，難道他想看嗎？那我可得好好介紹一些「神作」給他！說不定有些他也看過了！我拿起一本我很喜歡的男男虐戀情深系列，有些興奮地先吸了氣然後開始詢問Vox有看過嗎？這本書的作者是⋯⋯故事的設定是⋯⋯劇情大意是⋯⋯我很喜歡裡面的⋯⋯。
講到一半我不忘觀察Vox的反應，似乎不排斥我的推廣？不愧是Vox，如果是Alban他們就不會聽！
千載難逢的機會讓我不停講，有時候還會因為興奮而發熱，作為一個生化人我也不會感到口渴，當我意識到時間真的過去很久時，是手機跳出我追蹤的動畫再五分鐘就要播新的一集了。
"I remember Nijisanji would subsidize some of the rent, and you live in a worse place than Luca's basement."
Vox seemed to have an opinion about my residence, and it would be bad if he told the company, so I silently pushed open the hidden door on the side, and then took the other person into my "collection library".
Watching Vox open his mouth slightly in fright when the space of 40 pings is piled up with piles of books and video game boxes, I am proud.

Vox has been staring at the mountain of books, does he want to see it?
Then I have to introduce some "magical works" to him!
Maybe he has seen some of them too! I picked up a tragic BL story series that I liked very much, took a breath of excitement and started asking Vox, have you seen it? The author of this book is... the setting of the story is... the gist of the plot is... I like the content....
I didn't forget to observe Vox's response halfway through, it doesn't seem to
close out my recommendation? As expected of Vox, if it was Alban, they wouldn't listen!
A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity keeps me talking, and sometimes I get hot with excitement. As a biochemical person, I don't feel thirsty.
When I realize that time has really passed, it’s the message shows up on my phone, which is about the animation that I'm tracking will play a new episode after five minute.

「Shit，過去這麼久了？」三個半小時！
「Fulgur，你連珠炮的語速讓我刮目相看，可以去大學演講了，我保證學生們都會在底下閉著眼睛享受。」Vox讚美我了！
「你家真的有貓嗎？」他狐疑地看了看堆滿物品的空間，以及外面只能打電玩的小房間。
喔對，貓。
"Shit, it's been so long?" Three and a half hours!
"Fulgur, I'm amazed by the speed of your speech. You can go to the university to speak. I guarantee students will enjoy it with their eyes closed." Vox complimented me!
"Do you really have a cat at home?" He looked suspiciously at the space full of items and the small room outside where only video games could be played.
Oh yes, the cat.

「Milord！」我向著書山喊。
「你喊什麼⋯⋯」一旁的Vox困惑。
沒過一會，書山上出現了一團黑色的樣子，我高興地張開臂膀，道：「milord！下來給Papa抱一個～」
Milord舔著爪子，洗了一下臉然後躍身跳到我懷裡。
注意到Vox盯著懷裡的貓，我寵愛地摸著milord撒嬌的腦袋，道：「她跟我一起穿越來的，跟我一樣有許多地方是機械的，不過都藏在毛茸茸又蓬鬆的毛裡。」我忍不住吸了一口Milord。
「她是一個好女孩。」我笑著傻傻的。
Milord配合地喵了一聲，奶音讓我都快融化了，正想親Milord一口時......
"Milord!" I shouted at the stack of books.
"What are you calling......" Vox on the side was confused.
After a while, a black mass appeared on the stack of books. I opened my arms happily and said, "Milord! Come down and give Papa a hug~"
Milord licked his paws, washed his face and jumped into my arms.
Noticing Vox staring at the cat in my arms, I fondly patted Milord's head in a spoiled manner, and said, "She came across with me, and like me, many parts are mechanical, but they are all hidden in the fluffy and fluffy fur. inside." I couldn't help taking a breath of Milord.
"She's a good girl." I smiled silly.
Milord let out a cooperative meow, and the sweet sound made me almost melt, and when I was about to kiss Milord......

「喵！」在我要親到Milord時，牠居然直接跳到了Vox身上！貓毛會黏上去的！
「真是隻可愛又高貴的Lady，要讓你後空翻我可做不到。」Vox拍了拍Milord的腦袋，摸起懷裡撒嬌的貓。
「牠很親人。」Vox白皙的手指搔著貓咪的下巴，Milord發出舒適的呼嚕。
「Milord平常不親人，牠可兇了，但如果是你的話牠、咳我意思是說，可能看你也是黑頭髮吧。」我想Milord抱回來，因為Vox的白西裝已經有貓毛了，但Milord的生化爪抓著Vox，我可不敢硬來。
「我的Lady，下次再跟你一起玩吧。」Vox說完親了Milord毛茸茸的腦袋一口，順利地把貓咪放到地上。
好好喔，Vox的親親。我無比羨慕看著翹著尾巴的Milord消失在書堆中。
「有點餓了。」Vox看了時間。
"Meow!"
When I was about to kiss Milord, it jumped directly on Vox! The cat hair will stick to it!
"What a lovely and noble Lady, I can't make you do a backflip." Vox patted Milord's head and touched the flighty cat in his arms.
"She's kind." Vox scratched the cat's chin with his white fingers, and Milord purred comfortably.
"Milord doesn't usually have relatives, it's fierce, but if it's you, it's, well, I mean, maybe it looks like you have black hair too." I thought I should bring Milord back, because Vox's white suit already has cat hair, but Milord's biochemical claws were holding on to Vox, and I didn't dare to force it.
"My Lady, let's play with you next time." After Vox finished, he kissed Milord's furry head and put the cat on the ground smoothly.
How enviable, Vox’s kiss. I couldn't help but envy watching Milord disappear into the pile of books with his tail up.
"I think I'm a little hungry." Vox looked at the time.

要特別吃飯這件事真麻煩，但是作為一位和藹可親又有禮貌的生化人，我拿出對我來說是古董的Iphone，詢問Vox有什麼想吃的，我請客。
Vox卻拒絕了。
「你還沒開始賺錢就不用破費了，之後再說吧，都是同家公司的以後多指教囉，我先回去了。」Vox道別。
Oh god，Vox的笑容真的很好看，人也很好不想讓我花錢。
等等！這點錢我還是有的！我想和你再多相處一些！我內心狂亂。
It's a hassle to make a special trip for a meal, but as an amiable and polite robot, I pull out my antique iPhone and ask Vox what he wants to eat, and I pay.
Vox refused.
"You don't need to spend money before you start making money. Let's talk about it later. It's all from the same company. I'll go back first." Vox said goodbye.
Oh god, Vox's smile is really nice and the people are nice and don't want me to spend money.
Etc! I still have this money! I want to spend more time with you! My mind is getting messy.

啊——不不不不、別走，我還想跟你說那些美好的文學作品、不對這已經講了三個半小時了，不然動畫、不這也不行，OH MY GOD我該怎麼辦，Vox在等我說話呢！
邀他吃飯！不論如何都要邀他吃飯！
情急之下我讓系統設定成性感模式，手「輕輕」靠在牆上，使出我最自豪的低音嗓，對著Vox蠱惑地說：「你現在是害怕我，所以離開嗎？Voxxy？」
Vox的表情一言難盡。
最·怕·空·氣·突·然·寂·靜。
是「性感模式」，你他媽為什麼跳到挑釁模式。
我趕緊解釋：「不不不、我是說我請你吃屌......幹解除挑釁啦FUCK！」他媽的ANDROID！
好不容易把模式解除，恢復嗓音的我只差跪坐：「剛剛是我的系統故障啦、我穿越以後偶爾會腦抽所以所以所以不小心開啟了挑釁、我是想說請你吃飯、這樣的⋯⋯」
哪個神明都好，超度我算了。
Ah - no no no no, don't go, I still want to tell you about those beautiful literary works, wait, no, it's been three and a half hours, otherwise animation? no this will not work, OH MY GOD What should I do, Vox is waiting for me to speak!
Invite him to dinner! Invite him to dinner no matter what!
In a hurry, I set the system to sexy mode, leaned my hand "lightly" on the wall, made my proudest low-pitched voice, and said to Vox bewitchingly: "You are afraid of me now, so leave? Voxxy? "
Vox's expression was indescribable.
Sudden silence is the most embarrassing.
It's "sexy mode", why the fuck did you jump to provocative mode!
I quickly explained: "No no no, I mean I invite you to eat my dick...... Lift the provocative mode FUCK!" FUCK ANDROID!
After finally canceling the mode, I almost had to kneel down when I recovered my voice: "It was just because of my system failure. After I crossed, I occasionally had a brain twitch, so I accidentally turned on the provocation. I wanted to invite you to dinner, like this. …”
Anyone is fine, just kill me.

「Please say that again.」
⋯⋯蛤。我看著面前眼睛突然亮起來的Vox。
「你剛剛表演的，再一次！」Vox有些興奮地靠前，甚至握·住·了·我·的·手。
我、ㄉ、媽、E、L###$#EOI#$ SYSTEM ERROR
"Please say that again."
... What? I looked at Vox whose eyes suddenly lit up in front of me.
"What you did just now, do it again!" Vox stepped forward in excitement, even holding my hand.
I WHA#$%&*@...... SYSTEM ERROR.

性感模式，不對，是挑釁模式開到最大，準備好了最惡毒的詞語，我反手拍掉Vox握住我的手，對不起。
伸出手輕撫Vox的髮，低沉無比道：「惡魔，你現在是在玩火。」
⋯⋯怎麼是性感模式！明明我要的是挑釁模式！Vox要的是我罵他而不是跟他調情！我真的需要軟體維修了，老天！
「對對對不起，Oh god。」我接近崩潰地不停道歉，摀住臉哀嚎。
「Vox，拜託讓我替你叫外送吧⋯⋯」在我去波蘭之前至少讓我與你吃最後的晚餐。
「Fulgur！」Vox高昂的聲音讓我整個機體都抖了一下。
「你真有趣！」Vox的臉上露出大大的笑容以及可愛的小虎牙，金眸變得有些粉紅。
「我喜歡你，hehe！來我家吃吧，我有些事想跟你討論。」
Vox說喜、喜喜歡我？
兩眼一黑，我當機，再見世界。
系統重啟。
Sexy mode, no, it's provocative mode at the maximum, ready for the most vicious words,
I patted his hand, sorry.
Reaching out a hand to stroke Vox's hair, I said in a low voice, "Demon, you are playing with fire now."
...... Why a sexy mode! What I want is obviously provocative mode! Vox wants me to scold him not flirt with him! I really need a software repair, jeez!
"I'm so sorry, Oh god." I kept apologizing, nearly breaking down, covering my face and wailing.
"Vox, please let me order delivery for you…..." At least let me have your last supper with you before I kill myself.
"Fulgur!" Vox's high-pitched voice made my entire body shudder.
"You're so funny!" Vox's face showed a big smile and cute little tiger teeth, and his golden eyes turned a little pink.
"I like you, hehe! Come and eat at my house, I have something to discuss with you."
Vox said like, like me?
My sight is getting black, I am in an error mode, goodbye world.
System reboots.

Hello world.
老天，我的頭⋯⋯我當機多久了？這是哪裡？難道我被綁架了？不會吧！我檔案管理員的身分被識破了！
「Fulgur？」
突然極具衝擊的畫面呈現在我面前，Vox換居家的衣服，穿著圍裙，頭髮也紮成高馬尾。我的鼻子動了動，後知後覺聞到美食的香氣。
「之前你突然跟當機一樣沒反應，所以我就擅自把你帶回家啦，你現在還好嗎？」
Hello world.
God, my head...... how long have I been down? This is where? Am I being kidnapped? No way! The identity of my archivist has been discovered!
"Fulgur?"
Suddenly, a shocking image appeared in front of me. Vox was changing into home clothes, wearing an apron, and his hair was tied into a high ponytail. My nose moved, and I could smell the aroma of the food.
"Before you suddenly didn't respond like a crash, so I took you home without authorization. Are you okay now?"

「我#$%^u*eryjkugdxbug——」
我很好，不，我不好，不，我很好⋯⋯。
「冷靜點，機械小子。」Vox似乎被逗笑了。
「你醒得剛剛好，我才剛做好晚餐，是炙燒羊小排。」
他脫下了圍裙，邀請我一起去餐桌共進晚餐。
我木訥地坐在餐椅上，看著面前精緻到彷彿應該出現在高級餐廳裡的羊小排，聽著Vox說明如何料理羊小排的過程。
Vox的聲音很好聽，但講這麼詳細我也不會做啊。
「先吃吧，吃完再討論。」
看我沒動靜，Vox有些疑惑地歪頭。
"I#$%^u*eryjkugdxbug—"
I'm fine, no, I'm not good, no, I'm fine....
"Calm down, robot boy." Vox seemed amused.
"You woke up just right, I just made dinner, it's grilled lamb chops."
He took off his apron and invited me to the table for dinner.
I sat numbly on the dining chair, looked at the lamb chops in front of me that were so delicate that they should appear in a high-end restaurant, and listened to Vox explaining the process of how to prepare lamb chops.
Vox's voice is nice, but whether he says it in such detail, I still can't do it .
"Eat first, then discuss after eating."
Seeing that I didn't move, Vox tilted his head in confusion.

「這個時間線居然還有人自己煮飯啊？」
看著不明所以的Vox，我他媽把系統的挑釁功能直接移除到垃圾桶。
「抱歉！故障！」為了緩解尷尬，我趕緊切了羊小排吃，當鮮美的肉觸碰到我的味蕾，我整個人呆了片刻，醬汁與熟得恰到好處的肉完美結合，嘴裡像是有一隻活的羊在活蹦亂跳。
我差點要自動播放 萬里的長城 。
狂嗑一頓，連一旁的蔬菜都不放過，我意猶未盡地看向Vox。
對方用著刀叉切著肉，調侃：「未來沒有好吃的東西嗎？看把你餓成這樣。」
「是你做得料理超乎水準，任何一家餐廳都比不上！」我認真誇獎，能吃到Vox做的料理太幸福了。
「謝謝，比別人多活幾百年也是有好處的。」Vox欣然接受讚美。
看著自己的空盤，我現在有個問題，我還沒吃飽，怎麼辦？
"Are there still people cooking by themselves in this timeline?"
Looking at the confusion Vox, I fucking removed the system's provocative function directly to the trash.
"Sorry! Malfunction!" In order to relieve the embarrassment, I quickly cut up the lamb chops to eat. When the delicious meat touched my taste buds, I stayed for a while, the sauce and the perfectly cooked meat were perfectly combined, and my mouth It's like there's a live sheep jumping around.
I almost had to autoplay The Great Wall.
After eating wildly, not even letting go of the vegetables on the side, I looked at Vox with dissatisfaction
The other party cut the meat with a knife and fork, and joked: "Is there no delicious food in the future? How starving you are?"
"It's your cooking that is beyond the standard, and no other restaurant can match it!" I earnestly praised it. I was so happy to be able to eat Vox's cooking.
"Thanks, it's advantageous to live a few hundred years longer than others." Vox readily accepted the compliment.
Looking at my empty plate, I have a problem now, I am not full, what should I do?

我還是老實說我還餓著吧，於是：「呃、Vox，我還有些餓。」
「不是什麼大問題，我還備了一些料，我這就去弄。」Vox一起身我就慌了，怎麼可能讓他做飯，我吃泡麵就可以了！
「Vox等等！」我叫住對方，突然系統轉到調情模式，我低沉著嗓子說：「我想吃你。」
啊！！！！！！
吃屎啦！為什麼今天一直說錯話？這時代到底有沒有地方可以讓我好好維修我的腦，我想關機成為廢鐵。
我揮舞著手就要解釋，Vox卻發出意味深遠的低吟，然後貼近我，用著能讓人酥麻的聲音在我耳邊問道：「又故障了？還是這是一種暗示？不論如何你今天的表現都吸引我的注意了，小機器人⋯⋯所以你現在很飢渴嗎？」
我他媽的覺得我沒救，第一時間居然是先把這段話錄下來才在想我接下來該怎麼辦......
I decide to be honest to say I'm still hungry, so, "Uh, Vox, I'm still a little hungry."
"It's not a big problem, I've prepared some ingredients, and I'll go get it right away."
I panicked when Vox got up, how could I let him cook? I can only eat instant noodles !
"Vox wait!" I stopped the other person, and suddenly the system switched to flirting mode, and I said in a low voice, "I want to taste you."
WHAT! ! ! ! ! !
Eat shit! Why do you keep saying the wrong things today? Is there any place in this era where I can properly repair my brain? I want to shut it down and become scrap metal.
I waved my hand to explain, but Vox let out a meaningful murmur, then leaned close to me and asked in a sweet voice in my ear, "It's malfunctioning again? Or is this a hint? Your performance has caught my attention, little robot... So are you hungry now?"
I fucking don't think I can be saved, I actually recorded this first thing before thinking about what I should do next......

我左思右想，這尷尬的場面我真的解不了，只能乾巴巴地回答：「我好餓、肚子⋯⋯」
Vox充滿魅惑的金眸望著我，然後轉過頭突然大笑起來？可惡、有什麼好笑的！
「哈哈哈哈！你果真跟其他人說的一樣、哈哈哈！是一個可愛的機器人！我的天，我笑得妝要花了⋯⋯」Vox用紙巾把眼角笑出來的淚水擦掉。
什麼其他人？有人說我壞話嗎？
「你真該多跟其他人互動，你的夥伴都調侃你是書呆子，一個可愛的書呆子。」Vox解釋起來，原來兩人隸屬的Luxiem與Noctyx都有加入工作群互動。
除了Fulgur Ovid。
「等等，為什麼排除我？」我感到心裡不平衡了。
「這個嘛，他們說有給你連結了，但是你沒加，因為Noctyx會晚我們兩個月出道，所以經紀人也不強求你現在進來。」Vox解釋。
I thought about it, I really couldn't hold this embarrassing scene, so I could only answer dryly: "I'm so hungry, my stomach..."
Vox looked at me with alluring golden eyes, then turned his head and burst out laughing? Damn, what's so funny!
"Hahahaha! You really are like everyone else said, hahaha! It's a cute robot boy! My god, I'm laughing so hard that my makeup takes off......" Vox wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes with a tissue.
What about other people? Did someone speak ill of me?
"You really should interact with other people. Your partners are teasing you as a nerd, a cute nerd." Vox explained that it turned out that both Luxiem and Noctyx, who belonged to the two, had joined the work group to interact.
Except Fulgur Ovid.
"Wait, why exclude me?" I felt unbalanced.
"Well, they said they connected you, but you didn't join it, because Noctyx will debut two months later, so the agent didn't force you to come in now." Vox explained.

連結？有嗎？我拼命瀏覽起與經紀人的視窗，往上滑了一小段終於看到對方給的連結，我根本沒印象卻已讀了！怎麼會！
Vox安慰消沉的我，現在加入也不遲。
「那再等會吧，我想先吃東西。」反正都晚加入了。
「身為主人，讓你餓著也是我招待不周，那麼⋯⋯」
Link? Have it? I desperately browsed the window which is about my agent, swiped up a short paragraph and finally saw the link given by the other party. I didn't remember it at all but I read it! How come!
It's not too late to join, Vox to comfort me when I'm depressed.
"Then wait a minute, I want to eat first." Anyway, I joined late.
"As the host, it's my fault that I didn't treat you well enough to make you hungry, so......"

最後還是讓Vox做了料理，我把香氣四溢的奶油培根義大利麵佐青花椰菜吃光光，按壓住想播萬里長城的配樂，心滿意足地向Vox道謝。
「接下來我們來談談吧。」
我還是不明白Vox談談的意思是要談什麼，看著他去廚房拿了兩瓶啤酒出來，我們來到客廳，裡面還放著抒情樂。
「先陪我好好提前慶祝，明天我跟男孩們就要出道啦。」Vox打開啤酒，豪爽地灌了一口。
咦？原來明天Luxiem出道？那的確該好好恭喜一番。
In the end, I still let Vox do the cooking. I devoured the fragrant creamy bacon spaghetti with broccoli, pressed the soundtrack that wanted to play the Great Wall, and thanked Vox contentedly.
"Next, let's talk about it ."
I still don't understand what Vox is talking about, watching him go to the kitchen and get two beers and we come to the living room with lyrical music in it.
"Celebrate with me first, I'll debut with the boys tomorrow." Vox opened the beer and took a sip.
Huh? So Luxiem will debut tomorrow? That really should be congratulated.