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DISCLAIMER:
So in case it isn't obvious, this is a parody so don't take it too seriously
僅為博君一笑 請勿當真

[sigh] We've got a long way to go
唉 這會是艱苦的過程

Let's get down to business to defeat the virus
大家同心作戰 讓病毒絕望
Why is this lot of patients such a massive pain?
為何這群病患 都像個混帳
You hide your symptoms, run about and hit the club
你們隱瞞亂跑上酒家
I’ll drag your ass to quarantine
我會把你 抓來隔離
This pure land of prevention shan't give in
要成為 防疫淨土 不認輸

Wear your face masks properly; don’t let down your guard
戴好你的口罩 防護要堅定
Wash your hands squeaky clean; resolve to stop the spread
洗淨你的雙手 防疫要決心
It shows no mercy to infected zones
疫區太殘酷 病毒傳播
So isolate and get checked, returnees
回國後 居家隔離
Do not be a diseased shitsleeve
別當個散播者 大毒王

PATIENT
Coughing with a fever; can't catch my breath
病人：我咳嗽發熱快斷氣
MEDIC
Say no more; I'll help, so trust me
醫護：大家別怕等我救命（信心堅定）
VIRUS
Boy, the thought of me's enough to make y'all cry
病毒：我看他們全都被我嚇傻了
MEDIA
Look at how they're all scared to death!
媒體：看他們膽顫又心驚
TAIWANESE EXPATRIATES
People still have yet to find me (shh)
台商：我的行蹤還是秘密（噓）
INTERNET
Trusting fake news just might cost you your life!
各國網友：誤信偏方可能要了你小命

nCoV
It spreads swiftly through coughing and sneezing
（新病毒）行動快速靠那咳嗽噴嚏
nCoV
Fatality rate like its sister, SARS
新病毒 致命率像他那姐姐殺士（SARS）
nCoV
Lung inflammation and raging fevers
新病毒 滿肺發炎加那全身發燒
Spreading far and wide with those traveling from Wuhan!
全境擴散因那武漢人旅遊

Find more lyrics like this at Plurk Lyrics ※ Plurk.com
更多更詳盡歌詞 在 ※ Plurk.com　噗浪歌詞網

This virus is racing toward us, so don't just stand by
若你毫不防疫 病毒快逼近
Heed our president's orders so you can survive
聽從總統指令 才能夠活命
This epidemic is cruel, like the rage of war
疫情太殘酷 血光殺戮
Disinfect with alcohol sprays
殺病毒 酒精噴霧
Wash your hands and wear masks to be safe
戴口罩 勤洗手 不怕毒

nCoV
It spreads as swift as the coursing river
新病毒 擴散速度像那江河湍急
nCoV
Infecting all like a great typhoon
新病毒 感染力像那風暴無情
nCoV
Cities locked down fast as a raging fire
新病毒 封城速度像那野火壓境
Fourteen days to banish it to the dark side of the moon
十四天隔離病毒無所遁形

(repeat)

Wash your hands, wear surgical masks,
and refrain from going to public spaces.
This parody is not meant for educational purposes.
For the latest information on
the Wuhan Coronavirus (2019-nCoV)
and preventative measures,
please refer to the Taiwan Centers for Disease Control.

勤洗手、戴口罩、少出入人多密閉場所
僅為博君一笑，不建議作為防疫宣導
最新及正確防疫訊息請以疾病管制署為主

疾病管制署網站 Taiwan CDC: http://at.cdc.tw/xP90P0
1922防疫達人 Taiwan CDC Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TWCDC/
免付費防疫專線 Free hotline: 1922(或0800-001922)