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  • Paste #2706180, pasted on Feb 17, 2019, 8:53:28 PM

     Irriatated and incredibly fed up by this point, the Hypers again withdrew into their tech-based work in the bunker. They managed to get the last sealed door open via their usual MacGuyver methods and were rewarded with yet another door that would not and apparently could not be opened by any means the Snowbos had at their disposal. They withdrew even further but were called out publically by Robert Miller, who showed up to be an asshole and rub their failures in their faces. According to him, there was no way through the door, they were all going to die of radiation poisoning or starvation in the bunker, and the only out was to allow Miller to make enough anomaly copies of the citizens to sustain the Administrator's population quota and end ten thousand years of cyclical death. 

This was, of course, absolutely crushing, and everyone feared that this was finally the end. No answers, no freedom, nothing. 

But then Winter came back. With a plan. A plan that would destroy her for good this time, but one that would allow the characters through that goddamn door. Using code from Andromeda's galaxy key app, a tablet was turned into a bomb that blasted through the door. With that, they were through and Winter was gone. Gone but to never be forgotten.
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  • Paste #2706179, pasted on Feb 17, 2019, 8:38:15 PM

    The situation continued to deteriorate, with Winter (actually an AI, like her android GF Andromeda) going offline, seemingly for good. Running into a dead end, the gang decided to lead another techno-seance, reaching out to the ghost collective somewhat desperately for hints. This... did not go well at all, with anyone trying to use their tablet for the seance losing power. Rhys, thankfully, kept his tablet offline and scurried around frantically trying to keep people from getting locked outside (powered tablets being required to open the bunker door). There was also much fussing over Angel, who decided to plug the tablet into her head to keep its charge and got KO'd for a full day. No, they never learn to stop sticking things into their brainports, so stop asking. 

Would you believe that things got even worse? They got no help from the ghost gang, as they were by this point gone, and instead got a whole host of symptoms ranging from tinnitus to hearing voices. Well, one voice. Robert Miller's voice, telling the afflicted tablet-drained people that he was going to "borrow" them. Cue the terror. Cue mass unconsciousness and MORE terror amongst the few people left awake, who had no idea what to do.

Squalo and his BFF/BF/we're not sure took this opportunity to "kidnap" Angel, in a weird bid to keep her/everyone around her safe by keeping her away from the bunker crew. This did NOT sit well with Rhys. Damn his Pain Level III, Illness Level III, and mania -- he marched across the tundra in pursuit and peppered the kidnappers with snowballs. This made people very... well, not angry with him, but definitely irritated, and he got a minor ass-whooping for his trouble. And then Angel basically told him to fuck off, in the nicest way possible, so she could get down with the sharky clown. I mean, stay safe and not murder him if she got all brainwashmurderhappy or something. Yeah. 
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  • Paste #2706177, pasted on Feb 17, 2019, 8:00:03 PM

    Sign of the Lute
	Season: Early Spring
	Governing Element: Air
Sign of the Lover
	Season: Mid Spring
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  • Paste #2706175, pasted on Feb 17, 2019, 7:16:40 PM

    傑森「啪」地一聲打在那個人的屁股上，然後幾乎是帶著一種近似敬畏的心滿意足欣賞身下那顆不知道有多少人意淫過的美臀逐漸浮現出自己緋紅色的掌印。
「說實話吧，蝙蝠爹爹有沒有這樣打過你？你是不是經常想像他這樣對待你來撫摸自己？還是說⋯⋯」他傾身湊近對方耳邊邪里邪氣地宣稱：「事實上他在你身上幹過的正是我現在所做的：一邊用熱乎乎的手掌心拍打你的屁股，一邊用硬梆梆的老二插著它？」
「我的天，傑鳥。你真的是這麼想的。」作為一個正在被熱乎乎的手掌心和硬梆梆的老二照顧著屁股的人，迪克的反應只能說是出奇地氣定神閒：「被布魯斯打屁股的幻想真的是你的心頭好⋯⋯不是要評判你，但我真的覺得這說明了很多問題。」
「不，我不是想像著被他打屁股，我是想像著他打你——」就像要強調自己的話，傑森啪啪啪地接連在那白花花的肉體上抽打了好幾下，「我想像他跟你之間肯定玩過什麼不可告人的小遊戲，這就是為什麼我在他心目中再怎麼樣都比不上你。結果想著想著我就硬了⋯⋯」他邊說邊聳動起下半身，在迪克的呻吟中作出了一個連他自己都好佩服自己的觀察。
「看看你，這不是濕得更厲害了嘛！」他伸指往那支翹在自己肚子上汩汩流淚的陰莖頂端彈了一下，換來一聲涼絲絲的抽氣。「你果然還是喜歡這種幻想的對吧！」
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  • Paste #2706172, pasted on Feb 17, 2019, 6:59:49 PM

    比較詳細的自介(?)

生日:1995/08/16
星座獅子座
血型好像是B型(?)
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  • Paste #2706171, pasted on Feb 17, 2019, 6:56:39 PM

    小孩子(沉月同人 惡搞無CP)
＊雖然我今天也很痛，不過止痛藥吃下去就還是寫點輕鬆的東西。
＊真的是惡搞架設
　　（正文）
　　如果范統是十歲而且沒長大記憶的小朋友，各角色會有何反應？
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  • Paste #2706170, pasted on Feb 17, 2019, 6:56:32 PM

    比較詳細的自介(?)

生日:1995/08/16
星座獅子座
血型好像是B型(?)
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  • Paste #2706167, pasted on Feb 17, 2019, 6:35:19 PM

    沈羽沒有經歷過死亡。

轉化失敗的母親用盡最後一絲力氣生下他，沈羽成了孱弱得近乎沒有捕食能力的殘缺品。
這副被詛咒的身體跟普通人相比，只不過反應速度好上那麼一些、壽命長了幾年，以及無法自我了斷這點有所不同。

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  • Paste #2706166, pasted on Feb 17, 2019, 6:28:39 PM

    傑森「啪」地一聲打在那個人的屁股上，然後幾乎是帶著一種近似敬畏的心滿意足欣賞身下那顆不知道有多少人意淫過的美臀逐漸浮現出自己緋紅色的掌印。
「說實話吧，蝙蝠爹爹有沒有這樣打過你？你是不是經常想像他這樣對待你來撫摸自己？還是說⋯⋯」他傾身湊近對方耳邊邪里邪氣地宣稱：「事實上他在你身上幹過的正是我現在所做的：一邊用熱乎乎的手掌心拍打你的屁股，一邊用硬梆梆的老二插著它？」
「我的天，傑鳥。你真的是這麼想的。」作為一個正在被熱乎乎的手掌心和硬梆梆的老二照顧著屁股的人，迪克的反應只能說是出奇地氣定神閒：「被布魯斯打屁股的幻想真的是你的心頭好⋯⋯不是要評判你，但我真的覺得這說明了很多問題。」
「不，我不是想像著被他打屁股，我是想像著他打你——」就像要強調自己的話，傑森啪啪啪地接連在那白花花的肉體上抽打了好幾下，「我想像他跟你之間肯定玩過什麼不可告人的小遊戲，這就是為什麼我在他心目中就是比不上你。結果想著想著我就硬了⋯⋯」他邊說邊聳動起下半身，在迪克的呻吟中作出了一個連他自己都好佩服自己的觀察。
「看看你，這不是濕得更厲害了嘛！」他伸指往那支翹在自己肚子上汩汩流淚的陰莖頂端彈了一下，換來一聲涼絲絲的抽氣。「你果然還是喜歡這種幻想的對吧！」
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  • Paste #2706165, pasted on Feb 17, 2019, 6:17:39 PM

    某種層面的寬恕


今晚也和阿飛坐在客廳，一起繼續追著同位實況主直播人龍零代的主線劇情。不過稍微讓我意外的是，先前看過的雜種居然安分得坐在旁邊，陪著我們觀看準備來到後半段最精采的劇情了。
因此造就了挺詭異的情況——阿飛和我為劇中主角帥到身心亢奮得又喊又叫時，只有左側的雜種臉容淡定的側目過來。
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