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"Dan": i should be asleep lol
InsaneBlueGenius: YES YOU SHOULD
InsaneBlueGenius: GO TO BED DAN
InsaneBlueGenius: >:{
"Dan": NOT SLEEPY
"Dan": *pout*
InsaneBlueGenius: *hits you with a mallet
"Dan": nope
"Dan": only seeing stars
"Dan": and i taste blue .....
InsaneBlueGenius: *tries again*
"Dan": gnihtany od t'ndid
"Dan": gnitirw ym daer t'nac ,huh
InsaneBlueGenius: hmmm
InsaneBlueGenius: *aims for the side*
"Dan": *starts seizing on the floor*
InsaneBlueGenius: Fuck.
InsaneBlueGenius: *straps down*
"Dan": *has lost muscle control*
InsaneBlueGenius: *looks at and contemplates*
"Dan": *is unable to give rubbings anymore*
InsaneBlueGenius: *cries in a corner*
"Dan": *is revived by your magical stereotypical sparkly floaty anime tears*
InsaneBlueGenius: *keeps crying as shojo bubble float by in the background covered in glitter*
"Dan": *snickers*
InsaneBlueGenius: *looks up with giant glitteringly sad anime eyes*
"Dan": *head explodes from the cuteness*
InsaneBlueGenius: *is covered in Danbrain goo and cries harder*
"Dan": *new head magically pops out of neck*
"Dan": nani?
"Dan": *cocks head to side*
InsaneBlueGenius: *looks up again shocked, cuteness mediated by braingoo*
"Dan": *realizes you are covered in my brain goo, anime sweatdrop forms*
"Dan": *hands you a towel*
InsaneBlueGenius: *attempts to towel off the goo* Dan, it's in my hair *tears up again*
"Dan": *gets a hose and hoses you off*
InsaneBlueGenius: *flails and slips in wet brain goo*
"Dan": *hoses away the brain goo from around your feet, then helps you back up*