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Shadowchaser Forgive the rant. :-( It's hotter than hell and Plurk's down again gdi (I'm sure you knew that) & I can't write in my notebook without sweating on it. I want to get this crap w/ Sedge outta my head. Mom has ice cream & Nick has fruit pops & I have nothing 'cause apparently I AM nothing? (Seriously, he bought them crap & never considered me. I EXIST, last time I checked.) So on an amusing note I'm a Nobody. I've been feeling kinda odd lately, guess that explains it. /grumps & drapes on

Shadowchaser Send me kittens.

legendaray Lamers. I get you though it's hot here too

Shadowchaser I'm moving to Antarctica someday and taking you with just know. /snicker I swyped 'with' and it gave me Aerith.

Shadowchaser It also missed words. Thank you swype.

legendaray I can't even handle winter in sc i would die in antarctica

Shadowchaser Ok, somewhere mild then. 'Cause melting = bad. Freezing also bad. But melting worse.
...Unless it's melting into a puddle of sap. Then it's good. Unless it's Kai having to watch Eli do it over something Larkin said to him. Then it's just traumatic.

legendaray Oh please kai you just wish you could make him do that

Shadowchaser LIKE HELL

legendaray Denial

Shadowchaser LIES. It's also not going to be funny when Ronan picks it up & starts egging Eli on.

legendaray Hehe yes good young padawan

Shadowchaser "The next actual city we're in, should 'Jem & I help you guys pick a dish pattern? ...That's what people do for this sort of thing, right?"

legendaray Ray approves

Shadowchaser Eli should keep a journal of his travels and highlight all this stuff for her. "See, and after Ronan said this, Kai was threatening to leave us all in the middle of an iceberg..."

legendaray She would get such a kick out of that lmfao

Shadowchaser Eli:/happy he made his aunt happy

Kai:/just...facepalming. SO MUCH. LIGHT DAMN IT ELI

Ronan:/totally innocent

'Jem:/also completely innocent

BUT KAI KNOWS BETTER, OH YES.

legendaray Ray loves eli's friends

Shadowchaser 'Cause it's the best amusement she's had in years, probably. /snicker

Just wait 'til years down the road when Kai & 'Jem are together & she tells Ray how SHE had to make the first move 'cause Kai was oblivious...& Eli's all "I told him YEARS ago, but noooo."

legendaray Probably with josiah gone to who knows where

legendaray Tsks at kai

Shadowchaser Off getting into trouble & not amusing everyone else with it, for shame, Josi.

legendaray FOR SHAME

Shadowchaser Hey, Kai would like to ask would they rather he have been a perv, 'cause he didn't, so there. And in any case it's still kind of embarrassing.

And worse once they have the twins and Eli insists on being uncle Eli & telling them every not-true story ever.

legendaray Nah they're all just way too invested in his personal life

legendaray Ray taught him well

Shadowchaser What did Kai do to deserve this, he'd like to know. Ha, of course she did.

Eli: "Jasen, Kaila, lemme tell you about the time your dad and I-"

Kai: "Finish that sentence and you're a dead man."

Eli: "Awe, but Kai, it's only about the time we fell into that lake and had to sit around in our boxers for hours waiting for everything to dry!"

Kai:/yep, kills him

legendaray (sounds of ray cackling in the distance)

Shadowchaser Kai will just go headdesk now, what is WRONG with all of you.

Oh, and now he's rethinking willingly letting Ray meet Ronan. His big brother protector instinct is kicking in. But he will, and Ronan can just stand behind him and eye Ray, somewhere between 'Ack wielder of Light' and 'From what Eli said she could take my father, WOW.'

legendaray Welcome to the family kid

Shadowchaser Ffffff, no kidding. It's beautiful.

legendaray Don't be a douche kai. Let ray kick sedge's ass

Shadowchaser After she points out he'd need the help and he stops being in denial about it, he'll welcome it. 'Cause really, Sedge was able to leave Shadows to babysit Ronan while he went off to do things and they didn't eat the kid, so. Scary, here. Even Kai needs to BE THERE for the creepies to listen to him.

legendaray Exactly. Be smart about it kid

Shadowchaser So much grumbling. But he inherited his mom's 'I can do it myself' attitude. Then he's got his own 'not wanting people hurt 'cause of him' thing.

legendaray I'd like to see sedge hurt her

Shadowchaser And now Sedge is just SMIRKING again. It's creepy and he's an overconfident bastard and oh god I feel so bad for Maya and Taelyn having to deal with that UGH.

legendaray Sedge wont be smirking when ray kicks his butt

Shadowchaser Hopefully not, 'cause then it's either a trap or he's got some disturbing kinks I don't wanna know about.