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BONES

Jim was a man of deeds. A no-hesitation kind of guy. This thing with Spock was stifling his ability to take action. Jim was at a standstill. When he wasn't moving, he itched. And when he itched, Jim went to see Bones.

Desperate times called for desperate measures, after all.

"Hey, Bones."

"Hello, Jim. What do you want?"

"Got time for a question?"

"Shoot."

"What's the quickest way to a Vulcan's heart?"

"A sharp object between the eighth and ninth costals on the left side."

"Right. Thanks, Bones."

"Anytime."