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讨论区依Sorts要求写的额外段落搬运：
DrClef 10 Feb 2014, 15:14
(That said I'd love to see a story of some ancient primeval evil coming back to earth after the eons and finding out that we've grown to outmatch it)

"SKRAAAAAH!" the Devourer of Worlds screamed, as the final chain snapped and he emerged from the Pearl of The World, stretching his hundreds-of-feel long arms over his head. "AFTER EIGHT THOUSAND YEARS, I AM FREE TO CONQUER AND DEVOUR THE WORLD!"

He turned to the Gate To All Eternity and smashed the door to pieces with his bare hands, ready to conquer and devour all that exists.

The moment he did so, he wondered what that strange tube pointed at his face was.

"Well," O5-13 said, rubbing his head sheepishly, as the Nameless One, Devourer of Worlds, and the Terror of the Ancient Erekesh Civilization lay in a smouldering, bloody pile on the sands of the Ancient Desert of Reality. "I feel like a bit of a donkey. It turns out we've been panicking all this time and all it took was a couple of 105mm artillery shells to the head."

"Do you think we should ever tell them that we had them running in circles sprinkling holy water and blood around for no reason?" O5-12 wondered.

"Best not to let them know. Otherwise we'll look like idiots."

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(這麼說吧，我想要一個上古惡魔在千萬年後歸來然後被人類打臉的故事。)

"吼吼吼吼吼吼吼!!!"當最後的鎖鏈斷裂時，諸界吞噬者怒嚎著從世界的珍珠裡爬出，揮舞著它那百呎長的眾手。

"被囚禁了八千年，我終於解放了！這個世界將被我征服與吞噬！"
(有個被囚禁一萬年還從家鄉被放逐的淚目)
它轉向萬千永恆之門戶，輕易將其砸碎，並準備征服與吞噬其後的一切。

有那麼一瞬間，它對指向它的那根管子感到好奇。

"嘛，"O5-13不安的搓了搓頭，他看著無名者，諸界吞噬者，遠古Erekesh文明之禍倒臥在亙古真實沙漠上悶燃的血泊中，說："結果我們長久以來深深恐懼的事物只需要幾發對準腦袋的105mm砲彈就解決了，我感覺有點蠢。"

"你覺得我們應該告訴他們，那些繞圈灑聖水和血的活都是白搭嗎？"O5-12問道。

"罷了，那會使我們看起來像一群呆子。"