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A. On a scale of “is occasionally forced to bathe” to “Instagram model with sponsors to hoe for” how involved is their skincare routine?

B. What are their food preferences (flavors/textures/spiciness/calories/ when and how they eat) and how did they get that way?

C. What’s something pointless/petty/unimportant that IRRATIONALLY ANNOYS THE HELL out of them?

D. What’s their response to being asked for money by a homeless person?

E. Do they get lost easily? What do they do when they do get lost?

F. What would stop them from Doing The Right Thing in a tense situation?

G. Realistically, could they (in their normal circumstances) keep a small child alive for a week if they had to? A dog? A houseplant? A rock with a smiley face painted on?

H. If they had to take the S.A.T. tomorrow with one night to prep, how would they do? Both emotionally and academically.

I. What would cause them to chose to do something petty/pointlessly cruel?

J. On a scale of “complete and Justified nervous breakdown” to “Conquer The Entire Galaxy and become an Immortal God-Emperor”, how well would they handle being abducted by aliens?

K. What song is 100% guaranteed to get them beyond turnt and will be sung loudly and embarrassingly, either in public or the shower?

L. What perfectly-normal-to-them-thing do they do that confuses/pisses off/terrifies their neighbors?

M. Under what circumstances would they appear naked in public?

N. What thing did their parents do that they wish they had a better explanation for?

O. How often do they “zone out” or do things on autopilot and how severe have the problems that have arisen from that been?

P. How strong or weak is their impulse control? What’s the worst thing that happened because of their impulsivity or inability to be so?

Q. How do they sabotage themselves?

R. What’s the trashiest item in their wardrobe? When was the last time they wore it and why do they still have it?

S. How dehydrated are they right now? Are they going to fix this?

T. What do they smell like? No, not that “Vanilla and Anxiety” evocative stuff, realistically. Body odor? what have they been touching all day? When was their last shower? Did they put on any kind of artificial scent?