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Barry: "I mean um… the Conservatories, I guess, for obvious reasons."
Griffin: And Lup says,

Lup: "Oh, oh sure, honey, that was a… that was a good one but, man, the food in Tesseralia though, like. It's hard to beat that."
Griffin: And Lucretia says,

Lucretia: "I mean for me I… I liked the beach year. I feel like it's cheating, but, yeah, that one was my favorite."
Magnus: "You know, call me crazy, I actually like the one where I got turned to stone."
Lucretia: "That’s uh, kind of perverted, maybe a little bit?"
Magnus: "Well, it was just, you know, it was just such a weird- like, how often do you get to know, and like, remember the sensation of dying by being petrified. You know what I mean? Like-"
Lucretia: "Sure. Sure."
Magnus: "So unique!"
Griffin: Barry says,

Barry: "What about you, boys? Favorite year so far?"
Merle: "Well, I like the one where we lived with the civilization that lived in the hamster Habitrail."
Barry: "Oh yeah."
Merle: "And we were running through those plastic tubes… That was awesome."
Barry: "That one was weird; I liked being a hamster. Taako?"
Taako: "Jello Town! I mean, obviously! Tha- I mean, an entire world made of jello and everyone’s jello and they don’t just discourage you from eating them, but they like, love it?"
[Travis: Wait, I didn’t- I didn’t know we could make it up. I want to go back and say Puppy Town, where it was just all puppies.]

Barry: "Puppy Town!"
Magnus: "Yeah! Puppy Town was the best!"
Griffin: [crosstalk] Lup’s like,

Lup: "Puppy Town was- on point. What about you Captain, you got a favorite?"
Griffin: And Davenport says,

Davenport: "I… I guess...home."
Magnus: "Boooo!"
Taako: "Come on…"

Griffin: Lucretia stands up and she carries her plate into the- er, I guess her bowl, into the kitchen, and, she, starts scrubbing it in the sink. And you see, you see her mouth moving and just static is coming out. And she’s staring intently down at the sink, not speaking to anyone; it almost looks like she's singing. But there's no words, no melody, just static. And, and Lup kind of looks over at her with puzzlement,

Magnus: "What’s in this stew?"

Taako: "Lucretia, are y- are you okay?"
Lucretia: "Uh, yeah? I’m just doing my dishes, what’s up?"
Griffin: And then, she… looks back down, and the static starts up again as she starts singing.

Taako: "So… you’re singing static. Right now."

Griffin: She says,

Lucretia: "What are you talking about? I’m just, I’m singing, uh, I’m singing… Ah, god, what was the name of it? From, back at the Conservatory, remember? That red-headed kid, he worked on it for months; he was always bellowing it, down on the quad?"
Griffin: And Barry says,

Barry: "Yeah, what are you guys talking about, I can hear it just fine. You’re sure you can’t hear it? Is this some- are y’all- is this a gag you all are planning?"

Magnus: "Barry, you sing it."

Griffin: "He starts singing it, too, and it’s… just… static."

Taako: "Lup, can you hear this?"

Griffin: Lup, Lup stands up from the table, she’s like, freaked out. She says,

Lup: "What the fuck is going on, [her voice starts to get staticky] Barry what are you saying? What- what the fuck is going on? Is this… Is this [barely audible] Fisher?"
[the static cuts out]