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*squeezes and rolls against the table*
I just read an infographic that a B cup is about the size of an orange…suspicious…
*cops a feel of the orange*
Inappropriate.
Definitely not a B cup…more like an A-ish?
How do I get inside you, Orange?
*slides nails over skin*
No no no no…too gummy
Ew.
*looks around for something slicey*
Scissors! Okay let’s crack this baby open!
*slices*
Marvels at the oily citrusy mist that erupts from mr. orange
*wipes off scissor blade* Dun wanna get sticky.
Okay time to find the soft bits!
*peelpeelpeel* Fingers getting gummy and sticky anyway *peelpeelpeel*
Nice little pile of orange peel building. Smellin’ delicious! Mmmm
*peelpeelpeel* omg are you done yet!?
Okay. All the peel is gone.
Cleans off the rindy bits.
This is tedious but I don’t like sour tarty rindy bits.
SUCCESS NO MORE PEEL!
*sticks finger down center of orange*
Inappropriate.
IMMA EAT YOU!
Fruity, juicy bits of goodness. OMNOMNOM!