1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 | *squeezes and rolls against the table* I just read an infographic that a B cup is about the size of an orange…suspicious… *cops a feel of the orange* Inappropriate. Definitely not a B cup…more like an A-ish? How do I get inside you, Orange? *slides nails over skin* No no no no…too gummy Ew. *looks around for something slicey* Scissors! Okay let’s crack this baby open! *slices* Marvels at the oily citrusy mist that erupts from mr. orange *wipes off scissor blade* Dun wanna get sticky. Okay time to find the soft bits! *peelpeelpeel* Fingers getting gummy and sticky anyway *peelpeelpeel* Nice little pile of orange peel building. Smellin’ delicious! Mmmm *peelpeelpeel* omg are you done yet!? Okay. All the peel is gone. Cleans off the rindy bits. This is tedious but I don’t like sour tarty rindy bits. SUCCESS NO MORE PEEL! *sticks finger down center of orange* Inappropriate. IMMA EAT YOU! Fruity, juicy bits of goodness. OMNOMNOM! |
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