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Okay, losing my feathers? Honestly not a big deal. Do I feel like my personal boundaries have been violated? Yes. But will I get over it? Also yes.

Losing my phone? Annoying, but whatever. All my important stuff is saved on the cloud anyway. And this poke gear thing [She pronounces it like the word "poke".] seems fine enough.

But losing my magic? The magic I reclaimed from my horrible aunt and trained for hours on hours, just gone? Now that pisses me off. And I dunno what kind of adorable cosmic horror is crammed inside this little ball, but I can tell you right now: not a good enough replacement!

So now that I got that out of my system… The name's Lena Saberwing. Sounds like we're all in the same boat here, so it's almost a pleasure to meet you. Just, if anyone's got a number for management, hook a girl up. I've got some righteous Karen-ing to do.