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It was a fine day in Poppyseed Avenue, particularly in the its forested area where the apartment-like house of Jenni lies. There lived the human-turned-Thing-Thing herself, who is both goth and girlish, and wears a cat-eared headband with the piercings on one of the ears and a raccoon clip-on tail to make her look like a brilaicoon, and her armor of choice is a cape and and a WWI German pickelhaube.

Vyrus paid her a visit and found out that she had gotten drunk and several empty beer bottles were lying on the ground where she laid down, dizzy and tired with her hair floofed up and she drooled like crazy.

"Hey, Jenni, are you alright?" he asked as he poked her stomach.

"*moans* My addiction issues got at me again, What do you think...?" the drunken Thing-Thing replied as she wriggled and lets out a burp before slumping down like a ragdoll.

"Man, addiction is a super bitch...Good thing I've some medical skills I learned back in Systems Corp., so I can help you get over it, alright?" he offered to his issue-ridden friend.

"Aw, 'kay," Jenni replied, nodding her head as she wishes for her addiction issue to go away.

"When you drink alcohol, you are.." Vyrus started with the questions and Jenni answered, "Addicted..."

"When you smoke, do drugs, and vape you are..." Vyrus asked again as she answered with the same word, "Addicted..."

"Were you attacked by a stinky bean?" Vyrus asked noticing the smell of alcohol and stinky bean dust from picking a fight with a stinky bean horde.

"Addicted..." Jenni answered, but her memory got jogged, as she remembered getting hit by a stray projectile from a bean gun and it caused a fight between her and a bunch of stinky beans.

"Here we go..." Vyrus thought as he knew that Jenni was about to go insane from that memory that came back to her.

She started to get angry as she cursed her own mental illnesses as always. She went insane from the realization, and started throwing a figurative and literal hissy fit. She screeched like a Halloween cat and behaved like a rabid tiger, clawing and chewing up everything in sight, and she even did heavy metal karaoke. After several minutes, she puked and fainted and most likely going to have a hangover from Hell the next day. Vyrus then bursts into laughter, as most of Jenni's insanity-induced tantrums are funny to most of those who are familiar to her.