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[Note: Connie is fully kitted out in her disguise from this log: https://silph-co.dreamwidth.org/8024.html]
CONNIE
Get ready for chaos...
CARLY
And a Rocket-edition double-cross!
CONNIE
Now, before you ask, "How? What? Why?"
CARLY
Let us introduce ourselves so these precious moments won't fly by!
CONNIE
The sword of darkness that cuts away the rays of the sun...
A blade so entropic it cleaves through all authority:
Rocket Excalibur!
CARLY
The shield of the underworld that protects the shadows from the harsh light of justice...
A demonic bastion that stands against purity:
Rocket Prydwen!
CARLY AND CONNIE
Together, a bright future awaits us within the black hole of your misfortune,
So we thank you for your attention:
Team Rocket is here to take the stage!
[Note: Connie and Carly both raise their palms to their cheeks, performing the classic noblewoman's laugh.]
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!