1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 | â–¼: hello! â–²: hi there â–¼: are you another one of those rude aliens? â–²: wwhat happens if i say yes â–¼: then i ask you not to be rude. â–¼: and maybe we can be friends!! :)) â–²: the last thin i am is rude â–²: the rest a them are simply rude landwwellers â–²: dont pay them any attention â–¼: then we shouldnt have a problem and hopefully well be good friends. :)) â–¼: well, im technically a landweller â–²: wwell yeah but youre a human â–²: speakin of i dont even knoww wwhat blood you guys have â–²: blue i guess â–¼: no we have red blood! well, actually it is blue until it hits oxygen and then it turns red. â–²: wweird â–¼: so i guess we have multicolored blood. â–²: wwoww â–²: then howw do you guys knoww wwhos better than evveryone â–²: makes no fuckin sense â–¼: nobodys better than anyone. i mean, sometimes people act that way, but were all really the same underneath it. â–²: thats fuckin insane â–²: i mean â–²: you guys havve to knoww whos better â–¼: not really!! i bet even you and me have stuff in common. â–²: for example â–²: huh â–²: i doubt it â–¼: were both chatting here arent we? â–²: ... â–¼: and we both started playing sburb. â–²: no â–²: i played sgrub â–²: the fuck is a sburb â–¼: well its basically the same. â–¼: yours is just the troll version, i guess! â–²: sounds logical â–¼: it messed up your whole planet, didnt it? â–²: yeah â–¼: so, its the troll version of sburb! â–¼: or i guess you could say that sburb is the human version of sgrub! â–²: the first one sounds better â–²: or â–²: no fuck â–²: the last one â–¼: well, all that aside, do you have a name that i can call you instead of purple-font-troll> â–¼: *? â–²: eridan â–²: my name is eridan â–¼: that sounds really cool. O: â–²: howwevver â–¼: i like all your guys' troll names. â–²: you can call me wwhatevver you wwant â–¼: calling you by your name would be nicer than purple-font-troll, though. â–²: agreed â–²: wwho wwould you be then â–¼: my names jade harley. :)) â–¼: its very nice to meet you eridan. â–²: likewwise â–²: youre so polite unlike the other humans â–¼: youre a lot more polite than a few of the other trolls i talked to!! like the angry grey-font troll. â–¼: i think his name is karkat? â–²: kar yeah â–²: hes pretty pissy a lot â–²: likes to yell at fuckin evveryone â–²: lowwblood wwench â–¼: who of my friends did you meet that was rude? was it dave? â–²: the purple texted one â–²: bleww up my fuckin computer â–¼: oh thats rose!! â–¼: she probably didnt mean to. â–²: she did i knoww she did â–²: but its okay â–²: shes only being a good kismesis â–¼: whats a kismesis? o: â–²: ummmm â–²: its like lovve â–²: but vviolent â–¼: is that more of the weird troll romance stuff? â–¼: that sounds scary!! :S â–²: nah its fun â–²: and yeah its a form a romance â–²: try it wwith someone you wwont regret it â–¼: well, i guess youd have to do it with someone you really hate!! â–¼: i cant think of anyone i hate. â–²: sure you can â–²: evveryone hates someone â–²: think hard â–²: how about kar â–²: any hate for him â–¼: i just hate when hes rude!! â–²: thats not good enough â–²: it has to be strong hate â–¼: but i dont hate him, just the behavior. â–²: exactly â–²: you havve to hate the person â–¼: i dont think i could hate anybody. â–²: the time wwill come â–²: youll find someone â–¼: troll romance sure is weird. i think ill stick to regular human stuff! â–²: wwhatevver â–²: if you change your mind you knoww wwhere to find me â–²: hehehe â–¼: .... â–¼: okay then, eridan. :\ â–²: i mean â–²: wwait â–²: wwe could be moirails or somethin â–¼: is that like friends? â–²: friendship is a disease â–²: its like â–²: ivve looked it up â–¼: friendship isnt a disease! â–²: like 'bffs' â–²: wwhatever that is â–¼: best friends forever!! â–¼: like me and rose and dave and john!! â–²: wwhoa â–²: you can only have one moirail â–²: its more intense than that â–¼: aww :(( but i like having friends. â–²: its an intense protective feelin you get to a person â–²: like bffs â–²: times ten â–²: for one person â–¼: yeah, i feel that way about all three of them. i wouldnt want something bad to happen to them and id stop it if i could! â–²: out of all a them though â–²: wwho do you care about the most â–²: if you had to choose â–¼: thats a really hard choice... â–¼: i dont know if i could. â–²: if you had a rifle to your head â–¼: ... â–¼: i guess id get shot. :(( â–²: huh â–²: interesting |
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