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Eddie made a face. “Wait, so you want me to be naked?”

“No no no no no no! Not naked. But we need to show off that robot body of yours, really tug at the heartstrings!”

“Why?”

“See, Eddie, people are emotional creatures. You gotta manipulate 'em to get what you want!”

“And they'll just.... give us money?”

“Eddie, they'll make it rain.”

“I don't want it to rain. I don't like rain.”

The redhead finally stopped painting rust onto Eddie's leg and looked up at him in alarm. “Wait, you don't rust for real, do you?”

Eddie smiled. He's missing a tooth. “Nope! I'm Teflon, it slides right off.”

“Oh, Eddie, we're gonna be rich…”