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Medical alert about a highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK). If you come with this VIRUS , you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) centre to takes antidotes known as "Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE), "Radioactive UnWORK Medicine" (RUM), "Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter" (BEER), "Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen" (VODKA).
issued in public interest