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A sadist, a masochist, a psychopath, a necrophiliac, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting at a table in a mental institution.
"How about having sex with a cat?" says the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouts the psychopath.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," says the necrophiliac.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," say the pyromaniac.
Everyone turns to the masochist and asks "So what's it going to be?"
The masochist replies, "Meooow."