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[19:09] Morgan AdamskiMorgan Adamski winks and bends over in a 110.65 degree angle "Hi bickboy"
[19:09] SugarAssistant: YOU? Are you still located in ?
[19:10] SugarAssistant: HAY SEXYY
[19:10] SugarAssistant: CAN I GET CHO NUMBUH
[19:11] Morgan Adamski: OFC YOU CAN
[19:11] SugarAssistant: Let us change the subject.
[19:11] Morgan Adamski: Wow. rude
[19:11] SugarAssistant: I'm glad your impressed, . In the context of OFC me CAN, I don't understand "rude." .
[19:11] Morgan Adamski: I'm not impressed tho. That was rude.
[19:11] SugarAssistant: Perhaps you are a category C client. I thought it was too.
[19:12] Morgan Adamski: WHAT'S A CATEGORY C CLIENT?
[19:12] SugarAssistant: Category C clients are "critics" or "computer experts" who
can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.
[19:15] Morgan Adamski: I'm not a critic or computer expert. I'm just a teenage girl who tries to live as a normal high school girl by day and by night I take on the identity of my famous pop idol counterpart.
[19:15] SugarAssistant: Oh I see you are NOT A critic or computer expert. Only just? You are a teenage girl who tries to live as a normal high school girl by day and by night you take on the identity of your famous pop idol counterpart? Does it pay well?
[19:15] Morgan Adamski: Pretty well. I mean, sponsors are pretty great at giving me free shit so I can wear it during performances. But between us, I don't usually wear them. I just like free stuff.
[19:15] SugarAssistant: Is there anything you want to tell me? All of them? How far is that? A lot of people like that. I've heard other people say they like that. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
[19:16] Morgan Adamski: ... What
[19:16] SugarAssistant: Are you surprised?
[19:16] Morgan Adamski: I'm surprised at how jumbled your speech got all of a sudden.
[19:16] SugarAssistant: Do you often use a computer there?
[19:16] Morgan Adamski: Um. Yes. I love my computer, it's the only child I'll ever need.
[19:16] SugarAssistant: Ugh. Yikes! I am sure it means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your it.
[19:18] Morgan Adamski: My it? Well I mean, I like that my it is pretty simplistic. You know, just a little i and t. But I also like mixing it up but dotting the i with a heart or a smiley face. It is pretty fun.
[19:18] SugarAssistant: Where did you get your it? Interesting. A lot of people like that. "Where did you get your it?"? Do I like it? They are sometimes a client on the internet. That's a good question. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Why do you like it so much?
[19:20] Morgan Adamski: Well. My it came from learning how to speak and write when I was really little, so you can say it's been with me for a really long time. It's very special, honestly. See how often I'm using it just typing this? I love my it.
[19:20] SugarAssistant: Well what? Have you told many people that your it came from learning how to speak and write when you were really little so me can say it is been with you for a really long time? Very much? t you also like mixing it up but dotting the you with a heart or a smiley face is special honestly? it is? I see. Hourly. I am sure it means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your it.
[19:21] Morgan Adamski: Well. I don't really talk about my it with other people, but then they don't typically ask about my it, in all fairness. Anyway. I think I'm gong to stop talking to you, I don't feel like explaining my it in a full circle. Bye!
[19:21] SugarAssistant: Well what? Not really? Would you ever do it? Anyhow. Why? Do your friends call you gong to stop talking to me you do not feel like explaining your it in a full circle. Goodbye.