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片名：An idiot day 角色：Sartis, Sunny, Lukai, Linna
旁白：Sartis and Sunny are couple, but……
Sunny: You look so common. Can’t you be as handsome as Lukai? (生氣)
Sartis: You look, too. I can’t bare of you anymore! Let’s break up right now. (生氣)
Sunny: Great! That is what I want. (兩人生氣的轉身離開)
旁白：After they break up, Sartis falls in love with Linna and Sunny starts to associate with Lukai. However, Sartis looks so common, so Linna doesn’t take notice of him.
Sartis: I love you, Linna. Would you like me? (跪下，獻多樣禮物)
Linna: It is not a good beginning.
Sartis: Guess how much I love you.
Linna: Oh, I don’t think I could guess that.
Sartis: I love you as high as I can reach.
Linna: You are not my type.
Sartis: I love you right up to the sun.
Linna: Oh, that is far. So what?
Sartis: To be with me.
Linna: I have heard this a hundred times.
Sartis: Please take me home.
Linna: Go away! (一腳踹開)
旁白：After Sartis fail many times, he sits on the bench in the park and thinks how to win Linna’s heart. While Sunny and Lukai are somewhere in the park.
Lukai: Hey, Sunny! (不客氣) Can you walk quickly? I am late for SPA. (不耐煩)
Sunny: (提一堆東西，很喘的樣子) I am coming……wait! (快步追上)
(Sunny和Lukai碰到Linna，Sartis 坐在不遠處的椅子上)
Lukai: (盯著Linna看，對Sunny說) Let’s break up. (說完跑向Linna)
Sunny: Wait, what?! No, no, no, no, no! Please stay here. Don’t leave me! (衝上抱住Lukai)
Lukai: Are you ready for the next step?
Sunny: (傻住看Lukai) ……what do you mean? (Lukai甩開Sunny)
(Sunny愣在原地，Sartis走上前拍Sunny的肩膀)
Sartis: You are a loser.
Sunny: You, too. (一臉死的看Sartis並指著前方抱在一起的兩人)
(兩人沉默片刻後開始大笑)
Sartis: I love you.
Sunny: Me, too.
旁白：For celebrating, they hold hands circling and then stand on the bench to pose like the famous image in the movie Titanic.