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Netzach: So, Aventurine is late today. Anyone wanna bet why?
Netzach: I say they slipped through the subway grate and is having terrible sex with the mole man.
Laurentina: I don't know about that...I think either their alarm clock didn't go off, or they're in line at the bank.
Yesod: Take this more seriously! Aventurine was clearly taken in their sleep!
Thorn: I bet they tucked themselves into the bed too tightly and got stuck.
Lyric: Maybe they fell into another dimension where they're more interesting...?
*Aventurine arrives*
Aventurine: Sorry I'm late - there was a problem at the bank.
Laurentina, clapping their hands in excitement: HOT DAMN!