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MOTHER BRAIN'S "GHOST OF THE MUSICAL"

ACT I
Carlotta gets fed up with the incompetent tenor and throws him into a pit of pirahnas. She refuses to sing until they get her a partner worthy of her beautiful singing voice. The flustered owners of the opera try to replace Carlotta and Christine sings in her place. Everyone hates it and boos her off the stage. The handsome Raoul is smitten with Carlotta.

ACT II
Meg sucks up to Christine and says she's much better and didn't make as many people's ears bleed this time. Christine says she has a new teacher, but won't say who. The Ghost of the Opera sings to her from the mirror and convinces her to step through. Raoul tries to stop her because she owes him money. He falls off a cliff. Down in the sewer, Christine tries to take off the Ghost's mask. He gets mad and shoots her with a flamethrower and leaves her to float down the sewer river. He must win Carlotta's heart!

ACT III
Everyone lines up to audition as Carlotta's new tenor. Christine wakes up in a garbage dump and trips to fall in a lake of toxic waste, and now she resembles a monster. Carlotta can't decide who to choose, but Raoul insists. The Ghost of the Opera insists harder. They fight to the death, and both die.

ACT IV
Carlotta conquers France.

ACT V
Carlotta conquers the universe.