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As soon as the word "gluten" came out of my mouth, he started yelling about how it was a dumb question and that no wine in the history of the world had ever contained gluten. So of course I told him that his mom contained gluten, and then the balloon police were called, and they embarked on a high-speed hot-air balloon chase around the town, and I may have made some of that last part up.

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