1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 | "Well, hey there, stranger! That sleeping draught wore off right on time, didn't it? "I won't insult your intelligence by pretending we don't both know what's goin' on. You guessed it, I'm here to kill you. Now don't get me wrong, I don't usually go to all this... *fuss*, with the ropes and the gag and whatnot. You'd have just been dead *hours* ago. "But my client was very specific. Wanted you to know, and I quote, 'This is for River.' Know that name? ... Yeah, looks like you do. And from lookin' into your... 'hobbies' a bit, I think I can guess the whole story. "... Well! I don't like to draw this part out. Hey, just think of it this way. With you gone, the world's gonna be a better place!" BANG "... Not very comforting, huh? Damn. I just ain't any good at that stuff." |
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