1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 | 胡桃 (casually): So like, I asked someone for their number today… and got rejected. 海棠 (raising an eyebrow): Don’t tell me you’re still randomly talking to strangers on the street even after coming to Japan. 胡桃: 😐 Uh… (stops reading, starts fidgeting) Well, nobody’s ever said no before, okay? 海棠 (deadpan): …Okay. Tell me what happened. 胡桃 (dramatic): So basically— 胡桃: That’s it! Who the hell still goes out without a phone these days!? 海棠 (exasperated): So what, you caught a new case of "I-need-to-fix-this-person" syndrome again? 胡桃: I’m not trying to fix anyone! I just wanted to make friends! That’s not nosy! 海棠: … (從海棠耳機中傳出胡桃碎念) > "Don’t leave the lights off while using your computer again. I bet the room’s a mess. And don’t forget to throw out the food delivery trash..." (從胡桃耳機中傳出海棠回嘴): “Yes, Mom.” 胡桃 (sharply): Don’t call me that!! I’m just looking out for you! (*brief truce; both go quiet for a moment*) 海棠 (sipping a drink): You had to pick someone difficult, huh? Maybe he just doesn’t want to be friends. 胡桃 (leans back in chair, arms crossed): But he didn’t say that. he even said i could come over again. That counts as wanting to be friends, right? 海棠: …Okay, then why are you bringing up the fact he didn’t give you his number? 胡桃: …I guess I was just surprised. No one’s ever turned me down before. (從胡桃耳機傳出海棠聲音): “Oh please. You're a walking social butterfly. If you were here, I’d use my powers to make you punch yourself.” 胡桃 (camera zooms in, deadpan): …I wanna see what else he’ll do. (*Kaidou’s voice again*): “…Sometimes you seriously creep me out.” 海棠 (snorts): Hah. I thought you wanted a hug or something after getting rejected. 胡桃 (sits up): Huh? Nah. I mean, of course he can say no. That’s his right. I totally respect his decision! (*Kaidou, headset voice*): “And that’s exactly why you scare me sometimes…” 海棠: …Fine. Do what you want. Just let me know when he yells at you or punches you in the face. (從海棠耳機傳出胡桃大叫): “That’s not gonna happen!” (*both laugh briefly, then fall into silence, going back to their tasks*) 胡桃: So, did you take out the trash yet? 海棠: ...Fuck. |
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