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[<small>The camera opens to point through a front yard window- and pretty immediately, it's clear why.

That.

Is a Dragon. <a href="https://www1.flightrising.com/dgen/preview/dragon?age=1&body=164&bodygene=42&breed=15&element=10&eyetype=3&gender=1&tert=109&tertgene=12&winggene=213&wings=72&auth=ab57770f1f89ab2abc37397bb6dd112db91e48b2&dummyext=prev.png">Kinda boxy looking</a>, largely scaled in thick plated scutes with the almost regal addition of a pane, it sits there looking all the world like this is theirs now.

Yasuho whispers-</small>] ...So this obviously can't be...<i>the</i>...dragon...

[<small>Ah right the prophecies.</small>] ...But it just...showed up at some point, I don't know when- I had a cold most of the weekend so this is the first time actually <i>noticing</i> it there and-

[<small>There is a clatter; on the screen, a postservice worker started approaching the walk, and by the time the clattering becomes rushing out the door, said postservice worker is now eyeing the.....................................dragon,</small>]

<i>...That's an alpaca isn't it? One of those farms have a break out?</i>

Uh...........

<i>Man! They're so much bigger than I thought- soft lookin' too, it alright to pet?</i>

[<small>The camera feed is off. It clicks back on for handfuls of seconds, during which Yasuho seems to still be attempting to convince the postman to Please Not Approach (warned about the spitting habits of alpaca and llamas while bits of gold flame spark at the dragon's mouth), and also struggling to keep the dragon from eating the front yard shrubbery.

When the video is actually on again- phone no doubt balanced on the front window ledge- there is no more shrubbery.</small>]

...I can't sustain this in my front yard!

[<small>That was rude. Ahem. She breathes in-</small>]

...Does anyone have...<i>space</i>...for a... [<small>A look- scales, wings, almost fire, yep she was right the first time-</small>]

A <i>dragon</i>.

[<small>'<i>AOUUURRR.</i>' is the dragon's incredibly helpful and definitely not confusing to any mundane who just heard an alpaca belch impressively, reply.</small>]