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why have a car that does more than 70 mph?.....you'll just die in a wreck.
why have have speakers at concerts that go louder than 115dB?....you'll go deaf
why have food that has more than a daily allowance of saturated fat?..you'll die if you eat those
don't even think about smoking! my God, just throw a grenade into the place and speed up the process!
Tanning beds turn your skin to cancerous leather.
bowel movements, sex, and sports can elevate the heart with unnecessary strain, better cross them off.

so now we have a nerf covered world, where all food and drink is fed via IV (to eliminate chocking and tooth decay) and everything is grey (to avoid eye strain).
Guess what?
You will still have that .001 percent of the population who's nerf isn't soft enough, or who's grey smock is just a bit darker than the next persons. They will strangle them. They will stand on their neck until the gurgling stops underfoot. They will take their nerf and smock and strike off into the night, clear in their mind that what they did was justified and there is no way they could be caught.

The problem with anything is people.....and that's why you need a gun.
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