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So I was watching a buzzfeed video on people using a bidet for the first time, there was an exchange of comments that was hilarious I couldn't stop laughing:

RemixPicture 4 months ago
Wow, I can only imagine having water splashed up my ass, shit flying everywhere and dripping down my crack. That's disgusting. The amount of germs something like this would have.. Also, who cleans the little thing that comes out and sprays water? What if that thing gets shit on it? Are you then spraying other people's shit-residue up your own ass?
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wercide 4 months ago
+RemixPicture That's because this is a weird bidet.The normal one that 99.9% of people who use bidets have, is like a bowl, it fills with water, that YOU gently splash on your asshole together with soap.
I used a bidet my entire life, but it even scares me to think about water being forced up my ass the way the bidet in the video did.
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RemixPicture 4 months ago
+wercide So you have to dip your hand in water with shit in it?
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wercide 4 months ago
+RemixPicture There's no shit in the water because i wipe just like you do with dry toilet paper, and after that, i use the bidet.
It's not one or the other, i wipe AND wash.
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RemixPicture 4 months ago
+wercide So you wipe, wash and then wipe again? Sounds very excessive. Oh well, I guess you're free to do whatever you want with your ass lol.
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wercide 4 months ago
+RemixPicture Yes.
Wipe, wash, and dry with a towel (not with toilet paper), which is washed every time it's used.
It may seem like a lot of "work", but it's really not, it takes just 10-15 seconds more.
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RemixPicture 4 months ago (edited)
You wipe your ass with a towel? So now you've added the following steps:
1. Fill up a bidet.
2. Splash water and soap on your ass:
3. Wash your hands rigorously, because bidets sound like a germ heaven.
4. Use a towel to clean ass.
5. Constantly put a bunch of ass towels in the washing machine.
6. Dry the ass towels.

There's no way in hell you can do that in 10-15 seconds. And I don't even want to think about using a public bidet.
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wercide 4 months ago (edited)
+RemixPicture Public bidet don't exist, unless you're referring to hotels, in that case, i don't use them, i always bring sanitizing wipes.

The bidet fills while i'm wiping, so it's ready to be used when i'm done wiping.
The splashing water and drying is the part that takes "time".

Also i don't think "ass towels" is the right word for them in the sense that after you wipe and wash with soap, your asshole is pretty much impeccable, so the towels definitely don't have pieces of shit in them, they are just as clean as the towel you use after a shower.
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RemixPicture 4 months ago
+wercide There's no way you will get rid of any additional shit by splashing water and soap up your ass without actually physically touching it.

When showering I clean my ass, but I don't dry it with my towel, I use a small bit of paper. I wouldn't want to use the same towel as I dried my ass with for my hair.

Also, you say that you wash your towels after every time you wipe yourself with it. But what about apartments with shared laundry rooms? Sometimes you have to wait days before you'll have a chance to wash your clothes. Do you just let the ass towels lay there while waiting?

I assume there's no bidets at your work place either?
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wercide 4 months ago
+RemixPicture I don't know about apartments with shared laundry rooms, i've never lived in one.
I live in a rented house, with my washing machine, so i can clean whatever i want, whenever i want.

About, the towel, clean your hair (and everything else), then clean your ass, so the gross thing is the last one to be cleaned.

I'm a freelance video editor, and my office is in my house, so i don't qualify.
But i can tell you that in small workplaces you'll find bidets, but not in big ones.
And in public places (like hospitals) you'll never find a bidet.
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Jesus Christ 3 months ago
Omg funniest row of comments evah
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Tin Kujundžić 3 months ago
+Jesus Christ I know right this should totally be incorporated in a movie or a sitcom hahahahahahaha
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Twilii 3 months ago
+wercide well if you were supposedly washing your ass then it wouldn't be gross now would it y'all have me a bit concerned
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Jesus Christ 3 months ago (edited)
I'm just gonna bathe in hydroflouric acid thatll sure get all the poop off
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Cashton Clemmings (Tori) 1 month ago
+RemixPicture I took screen shots of this comment thread because it was just too hilarious: https://plus.google.com/107365275720941647410/posts/L7Wwy9PAk4v
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wercide 1 month ago
I'm glad someone enjoyed that exchange as much as i did while it was happening :)
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