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1. What position does your character sleep in? ( i.e; stomach, side, back, etc. ) Describe why they do this — optional.
Flat on his back, like a board, probably snores just a lil bit. I have no deep explanation for this other than that's how he always falls down unconscious in game. He usually sleeps like this when he's with someone too, I feel like spooning is more of a cuddling thing for him rather than an actual sleeping thing, unless he accidentally falls asleep or something.

2. Does your character have any noteworthy features? Freckles? Dimples? A scar somewhere unusual? etc.
He's got a scar through his right eyelid, I've decided. Since I was going to give him his fake eye but it's in zero percent of his icons so I gave up on it. But now that I know it was a giant glass shard wedged in there that did the deed, let's go with that.

3. Does your character have an accent? What does it sound like?
West... coast..? Cali Boy? He doesn't really sound that way in ZTD but he'd an old fuck who's lived alone then, I assume young Sigma has more of a distinct Over There accent......... I'M REALLY, REALLY MIDWESTERN THOUGH, so I have no grasp on any sort of west coast slang, my only hope is that I don't write him sounding like a yooper.

4. Do they have any verbal tics? Do they have trouble pronouncing certain words or getting their thoughts across clearly?
LMFAO cat puns. You all know this. But in general, I think he has a bit of a hard time getting his thoughts across clearly sometimes, especially in hectic situations. If he sits down and talks things out, he can actually be really articulate, he's got some Deep Thoughts... But most of the time he just rambles off on tangents, or Does First, Explains Later.

5. What are their chief tension areas?
Like is this a chiropractic question?? Neck and shoulders... And head.. temples... something... He gets a lot more headaches than he ever did before.

6. If you were to pick one song — and only one song — to describe your character, what would it be and why?
no

7. How does your character perceive themselves? Positive? Negative? Neutral?
Honestly, I think he perceives himself as relatively neutral. Superficially, he's very positive. Looks-wise, strength-wise, petty skills-wise, he's a super awesome dude and essentially god's gift to women in his mind. But in the grander scheme of things like saving the world or saving timelines in Futuro, he's frustratingly aware of how normal he is. Usually the blows to his self esteem come from juxtaposition, so it's never a truly negative "man, I'm useless", it's a "man, I'm useless compared to that [secret agent, master swordsman, literal demigod]". You know, pretty reasonable thoughts for a college student to have. It's motivation to get him feeling more positive about himself! But he's got a healthy level of Way Out Of His Element going on that needs a healthy level of Man, I Kinda Suck to keep him alive.

8. Are they a quick thinker or do they need time to sort through their thoughts?
He's someone that really needs time to sort through his thoughts but is becoming a quick thinker out of necessity. He's getting a lot better at acting on instinct and sorting out puzzles and connecting point A to point B quickly, but anything warranting actual emotional input, he's better off sitting down and sorting it out.

9. Does your character dream or are their nights filled with an empty blackness? Describe a dream they’ve had or a night they couldn’t sleep and what they did to preoccupy their time.
He probably dreamed more as a kid, but it's tapered off. I feel like he's a pretty avid daydreamer, but in terms of actual dreaming, his head's pretty quiet these days. His dreams are probably less fantastic and more bits and pieces of alternate timelines stuck in his subconscious coming to the surface, not like he has ~visions of the future~ in his sleep, I just mean more inane things. Although sometimes he probably gets a better grip on those kinds of things if he sleeps on it.

10. If they had a choice, would they prefer a subway or a bus for public transportation?
I think he'd think subways are cooler, they don't really have them in California, right... or is that me being prejudice against earthquakey regions.

11. What do they think of creation? Do they believe in evolution or do they believe in God? What is their religion like?
Cool story bro. He's a canon atheist, but he's perfectly open to people discussing or practicing their own religion and wouldn't think anything less of someone for it (unless their religion was like... you know, sacrificing children or killing some other group of people). Probably in the Religion = Dicks school of thought. You can have one, you can be proud of it, just don't shove it down his throat.

12. Describe 5 unusual characteristics your muse has.
-Cat puns.
-He can only do the moonwalk forwards.
-He can remember things pretty much flawlessly after seeing or hearing them once!
-He's probably offed himself more times than I can actually remember! But he remembers!
-His dick is a literal weapon of mass destruction. (This could have been avoided if it had just been a weapon of ass destruction I hate myself)

13. Have they ever been so overwhelmed they had to stop and take a break from something?
Oh yeah. I actually picture him as a pretty good student who can plow through stupid amounts of school work if it comes down to it, so while he's probably had some bad "due tomorrow = do tomorrow" moments, he's never really made a habit of it. He gets this more in the emotional department than physically or mentally. In game it usually involves... breaking down, passing out/jumping timelines... busting out laughing over a pile of dead bodies... He's got a wall, and it's honestly really hard to hit, but when he hits it he hits hard.

14. Are they a team player or do they prefer to be solo?
Team player! Being solo is the worst, guys, never do it.

15. Can they multi-task or must they focus on one subject at a time?
Definitely has to focus on one thing at a time, he gets distracted super easily if he doesn't put 100% into something. He's really good at putting 100% in though!

16. What are their best school subjects? What are their worst? List five of each.
Are there even ten subjects in school?? He was definitely best at science, math, and history, although he was less interested in the latter and probably just did well by virtue of being a human copy/paste button. His worst subjects were probably english and art... Like he could probably spit out a ten page research paper like nothing but I like to think he's legitimately terrible at anything vaguely creative.

17. Is your character an introvert or an extrovert? How do they handle big crowds of people?
Extrovert!! People!! People are great!!

18. Are they a leader, do they prefer to follow, or would they rather just stay on the sidelines altogether?
For like fun sports things and group projects, I can see him preferring to lead. He's good at executive decisions and getting people pumped up and focused when he actually needs to be... Though in futuro, I think he honestly prefers to follow when things get crazy or dangerous, if the leader actually knows what they're doing.

19. If your character was suddenly challenged, would they rather run away or stay and fight?
He'd absolutely stay and fight, who do you think he is.

20. If your character was allowed to murder one person without any consequences, who would that person be and why?
Whoever made/unleashed Radical-6..... because it... killed so many people and ruined his life and everyone else involved's lives... He'd be really hard pressed to kill anyone though, he'd want to see them brought to justice or stopped before they started it or something. Though if killing them was the only way to stop it, he could probably do it. Just this once.

21. Your character has been granted 3 wishes; what would they wish for and why?
this is too much effort and I've been on this meme too long

22. Does your character trust people right off the bat or does it take them some time to warm up to someone?
Lmfao, he trusts people pretty much immediately. You have to be a pretty huge and unrepentant asshole to get him to actively distrust you...

23. Do they prefer romance or affection? What is the quickest way to your character’s heart?
He's way into both, but affection probably wins out. The quickest way to his heart is probably just to listen to him? Find him amusing? Laugh with him instead of at him? He's a simple man.

24. Does your character have any enemies? If so, who and why?
gestures tiredly at canon

25. Do they have any weird bedroom habits? Any unusual kinks?
I don't think about this and neither should you.

26. How does your character prepare for bed? Do they sleep at all or can they stay awake for days on end without trouble?
Clothes off, faceplant. Or I guess reverse faceplant, see question 1. Very little ritual. And he's probably perfected the art of the extended all-nighter, but he does prefer to get at least 8 hours of sleep... in this beautiful world without college where he can...

27. If your character had one thing to say to their parents before they died, what would it be?
"I'll fix this, I promise."

28. Are they afraid of death? Do they have any regrets?
NOT ANYMORE BUT ALSO A LOT MORE. YES, MANY. CAN YOU TELL I'M GETTING NEAR THE END.

29. Does your character get restless when things are too quiet or do they favour solitude and silence?
Mega restless. He's one of those people that has to work in a common area just for the white noise of people, not fans or lights or weather or anything like that.

30. Finally; if your character was forced to eat one thing for the rest of their life, what would they choose and why?
Burritos. By definition they're just a tortilla wrapped around a filling. Doesn't specify what the filling has to be. Bam, loopholed.
But loophole aside, probably burritos. They're pretty great, alright.