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o1. How I got into the canon (alternately, why I did)
It is a long and convoluted tale set against the backdrop of the Spanish Civil War, when dinosaurs fought polar bears for possession of the lush jungles of Western Europe and the gold ore found therein.

02. The first character I adored
That guy in the background of issue #3, page 16, fourth panel. I married him on the astral plane.

o3. A character I never expected to love as much as I do now
ASTRAL HUSBANDO :3

o4. A character everyone else loves that I don’t (or like marginally less well)
The guy next to the guy in issue #3, page 16, fourth panel. He's such a dick, you can tell from his hair.

o5. A character I love that everyone else hates (or forgets exists)
Destra's orthodontist, Dr. Cummins. How can you not love him? ;_;

o6. A character I used to love but don’t any longer
Before my current astral husband, I was astral-engaged to Applehand, Kefong's long-lost brother. But he broke my heart by getting into a relationship with that hussy Boxcutter Girl and I broke it off. I hope you burn in astral hell, Applehand!

o7. A character I would totally hug
The Duke, who I'm sure is wonderful because he shares a nickname with John Wayne.

o8. A character I’d slap (or frown at very severely)
APPLEHAND

o9. A pairing that I love (or that amuses me)
Punchy/nun puppet. Anything that a teenage boy keeps on his right hand, you know he's gotta be pretty fond of.

10. A pairing that I despise
APPLEHAND/BOXCUTTER GIRL