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Dick tells people that he loves them, right? of course,
So one day he casually tells Damian “I love you to the moon and back,” just because that day he just feels that he needs to tell him.
and Damian kinda freezes, and then freaks out
"Does this mean you love me less some days than others? The distance between the earth and the moon varies marginally, you know, is it my fault I’m not always agreeable? Do you love Todd and Drake to the sun and back? Grayson, think these things through before you say them,”
and then he runs away and goes to his room to hide his face in a pillow and blush, leaving Dick desperately thinking of better ways to say ‘I love you’.