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Well my inner asshole just came out today in public, in and among the Mundanes/Muggles today.

I was being the good citizen and wearing my cloth mask in public. As I was trying to exit a national brand grocery chain, a lady,unmasked BTW, was trying to play Led Zeppelin and go in through the out door. She was stopped by the door checker and told this is an exit only, she had to go to the other door to enter. (they have a cue thing set up). She WENT OFF! I guess because I was blocking the way and had a mask on she thought I would make a good target for her.

She got right in my face and said that mask won't protect you.
The grin formed on my face under the mask and the little devil on my left should said "Do It!". The angel on my right said "WAIT, I need popcorn." I took off my mask still in her face and said. "Since you don't really give a fuck, I am wearing it to protect YOU. I have been exposed to the virus and tested positive. (bullshit lie from me) Now you are. So enjoy the brain tickle through you nose." She screamed, covered her face and ran to her car cussing me.

I turned to the door checker and said "I was BSing her.
I don't have it. She was in tears laughing.

Hey, she started it.