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A horrible thing that we started doing now
我們開始做了一個很糟糕的事情
When you see two characters that super don't go together,
當你看到兩個超不可能在一起的角色,
we go Ohhhh I totally ship it!
我們會說:喔喔喔! 我超可以!

I got this feeling at like three am while watching Netflix.
我在半夜三點看Netflix的時候突然有靈感
I drew some porny fanart and I wrote some smutty fanfic.
我畫了一些R18圖和寫了一些糟糕文
Can't help it,
沒辦法
I just think that they would make such a good pair,
我就是覺得他們就是這麼搭
In canon they have never met—
原作裡他們根本沒有見過面
I don't care, I ship it.
管他的, 我就是喜歡這CP
I don't care.
管他的!

I know that they are siblings but I think there's something more
我知道她們是姊妹, 但我覺得她們之間還有戲.
If she weren't dating that guy, they'd be banging, I am sure.
如果她(妹妹)沒有再跟那男的約會, 她們倆肯定就搞上床了, 我肯定!
The third scene in episode four, come on, look at him stare.
在第四集的第三幕, 你看看, 看他注視的方式
Twincest can't really be that bad—
雙胞胎戀不可能那麼糟糕吧
I don't care, I ship it.
管他的, 我就是喜歡這CP
I don't care.
管他的!

You're on the canon ground, I'm up in crack ship space
你在符合原作的地盤上, 我在瘋狂CP太空船裡飛
Let's start a shipping war, don't care if I get hate.
來為了我們自己的CP而戰, 我才不管我拉到多少仇恨
Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks.
你不喜歡我的CP, 嗯, 那你可以去吃屎
This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship!
這就是我的OTP, 我才不會棄船而去
I ship it! I ship it!

They keep on saying they're not gay, but yeah I really doubt that,
他們一直說他們不是gay, 但, 我想他們是口嫌心正直
This can't just be a bromance, who would write a show about that?
這不可能只是在講男人之間的普通友情, 誰會為了那個寫電視劇呀??
I think the subtext in the second season's pretty clear,
我相信第二季裡的暗示已經夠清楚了
Don't tell me I need to calm down—
不要告訴我我需要冷靜
I don't care, I ship it.
管他的, 我就是喜歡這CP
I don't care, I ship it, I ship it.
I don't care, I ship it.
I don't care.

You're on the canon ground, I'm up in crack ship space
你在符合原作的地盤上, 我在瘋狂CP太空船裡飛
Let's start a shipping war, don't care if I get hate.
來為了我們自己的CP而戰, 我才不管我拉到多少仇恨
Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks.
你不喜歡我的CP, 嗯, 那你可以去吃屎
This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship!
這就是我的OTP, 我才不會棄船而去
I ship it! I ship it!
I don't care, I ship it, I ship it.
I don't care, I ship it.
I don't care, I ship it, I ship it.
I don't care. I ship it.