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Nan: (I am DEFINITELY imagining one of the 501st clones post transformation responding to Vader telling him he's Anakin Skywalker with "That was definitely a secret and I definitely did not know that before, sir.")
Nan: (in that completely unconvincing way they tell ordinary social lies)
Guin: he is shocked. Shocked.
Guin: Vader: .......
Nan: Clone: /maybe if I look straight ahead and am very stoical this awkward social situation will get embarrassed and go away
Guin: tfw your new boss explains that he's the dark apotheosis of your old boss like you hadn't figured it out a month ago
Nan: It was really obvious once the battalion medics explained about how leg lift implants work
Nan: because you all WERE really baffled by the bit where he's like, seven and a half feet tall
Guin: hashtag... relatable...?