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1: What would you name your future daughter?
I have two already. God help me if I have any more.

2: Do you miss anyone?
Yes.

3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
I'd think you have weird ideas of what is pretty...

4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
No

5: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
Sleeping late.

6: Did you go out or stay in last night?
Stayed in.

7: How late did you stay up last night?
I don't remember. 12? 1?

8: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
Yep. The wife has seen me in my underwear in the last three minutes.

9: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
Managing not to go postal at work. Hey, this is an accomplishment some days.

10: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
Yes, not that I'm proud of it.

11: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
Yes. Wait... this is hypothetical, right?

12: Have you pretended to like someone?
For the sake of being mature, yes.

13: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
>.<

14: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
Yes.

15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
Um... it depends on who it is, I guess.

16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
Nope.

17: Have you ever cried from being so mad?
No

18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
Yes

19: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
Nope.

20: Who did you last see in person?
My wife

21: What is the last thing you said out loud?
"Doing alright over there?"

22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
Yeah, that's been a really long time ago though. (This questionnaire makes me sound like an ass)

23: Have you ever been to Paris?
No

24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
I think so.

25: Do you use chap stick?
Yes.

26: Who did you last share a bed with?
The wife.

27: Are you listening to music right now?
I'm listening to Kristen laughing her proverbial ass off.

28: What is something you currently want right now?
A nap.

29: Were your last three kisses from the same person?
Nope. LOL... I participated in tuck-ins tonight.

30: How is your heart lately?
Excellent.

31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
Only if it's REALLY damn cold.

32: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
Tonight when I got home from work.

33: What do people call you?
Douchebag, ass, Ryan, baby, Daddy, or C.

34: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
Yes

35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
Beyond the normal, not at the moment. Thank God.

36: What are you listening to right now?
Kristen laughing. (She just snorted. I kid you not.)

37: What is wrong with you right now?
I'm tired.

38: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
Can be ;)

39: Do you make wishes at 11:11?
Nope

40: What is on your wrists right now?
Nothing

41: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?
Taken.

42: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
Hell if I know.

43: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
Yes

44: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
Yes

45: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
Yes

46: What were you doing at midnight last night?
Either going to bed or reading.

47: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
No

48: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
With someone... just the one someone though
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49: Have you ever been to New York?
Yes

50: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

I hope so. :)