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Biz 2017-03-18

Saturday, March 17, 2017 9:11 AM



I have no words.

in 3 books I'm shutting off Audible.

I've stopped putting cheese on my egg sandwiches.

I no longer take B-12 or melatonin.

I've been offered space in Jay's & Diane's hotel room so I could go to FanX several years in a row and refused.

I've given up any savings plans.

I'm going to have you switch me to PB&J sandwiches on 88ยข bread.

I live in mouse feases because we don't have a vacuum that I can use on mouse poop.



And you're giving away $40 of Biofreeze because you can't be bothered to have me push the button for you.



you insist on lunch to ask me if I feel trapped in our marriage.

WTF?!

I've done nothing to indicate that.

does that mean you want out?



I take next to nothing.

I spend all my time so I can supplement your income.

I don't know what else I can do for you while you appear to do nothing.



I have no words to express my despair.