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Santa is coming and make sure you've been real good.
聖誕老人要來了，並確認你是否真的表現良好。

You know that you should leave out a plate of cookies, a cup of milk by the firewood.
你知道你該在火爐旁留下一盤餅乾及一杯牛奶。

You know that you should head back to bed like Mr. Sandman lay you to rest.
你知道你該如同睡魔催眠一般躺在床上入睡。

But you don't want to miss the chance to take a peek at his big strong hairy chest.
但你不想錯過這個能一窺聖誕老人他那強壯而毛茸茸胸膛的機會。

So, you decide to go down the stairs failing his naughty test.
所以，你決定走下樓梯，在他淘氣的考驗中失敗。
(這句還是很怪)

And he finally sees you.
而他最終看見了你。

Struck by fear, you piss yourself right on the floor.
你被恐懼擊倒而尿了一地。

But he doesn't mind it.
但他並不在意。

Santa Claus shushes you as he locks the door and turns around slowly, step by step, he creeps closer hungry for more.
聖誕老人在噓你的同時將門鎖上，並緩緩轉身，一步一步接近，他渴望更多...

HO HO HO HO HO