Plurk paste

Triple C
I need to kidnap Murtagh for some shit
Triple C
because we have been nice to him for too long
Triple C
The kiddo is not in t he room
Triple C
come morning
Triple C
and nobody saw him leave
#1 bone dad
there will be searches done. everywhere.
BONE D.
uh oh
BONE D.
Murtagh will be v. distressed
Triple C
roll me some searches then
BONE D.
please kidnap him and do terrible things-- ooh rolls
#1 bone dad
how many should i roll? im on mobile rn because sis is using my computer
Triple C
Start with two, one is a tracking roll
#1 bone dad
ok
#1 bone dad
[22, 6]
Triple C
oh for the love of - hibari you are FIRED
Triple C
He went up the stairs and into the pantry
Triple C
Pantry is locked
#1 bone dadis
the cook hovering?
Triple C
nope. Cook is cutting vegtables
#1 bone dad
... can i use that 6 to illusion and melt the lock to get inside?
Triple C
no, that was a tracking roll

#1 bone dad
I shall roll again then
#1 bone dad
[37, 11]
Triple C
The cook notices the lock melting and is walking over
#1 bone dad
oh god
Triple C
what do you do?
#1 bone dad
gonna roll for an illusion (bah)
#1 bone dad
[7]
Triple C
......The cook sort of looks at you, rolls their eyes, very calmly picks up the melted lock and walks away muttering.
#1 bone dad
and now he'll slip inside and look for zeph.
Triple C
The pantry is empty of child
#1 bone dad
sneaks down to the wine cellar
Triple C
You find a few barrels of wine
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the mess you made before has been cleaned up
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and the stones have been scrubbed
#1 bone dad
but is boy anywhere?
Triple C
you do not see the boy.
#1 bone dad
... there is a quiet "... zephram?"
Triple C
There is no responce
#1 bone dadis
the little alcove in the wall still open?
Triple C
Yep. Also empty of child. The bricks and mess have been cleaned though
#1 bone dad
... slowly... knocks on the wine barrels
#1 bone dad
he is very very concerned for child. where are you
#1 bone dad
please don't be in one of those barrels.
Triple C
would you like to roll another search roll?
#1 bone dad
yes
#1 bone dad
....[1] im sorry TC
#1 bone dad
im so sorry i probably broke something
Triple C
............
Triple C
HIBARI
Triple C
There is no sign that the child came this way
Triple C
you are struck by the idea that you should return the way you came
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Where you can CLEARLY see and are SHOCKED you missed it in the first place
#1 bone dad
he will do that
Triple C
that one of the shelves has been moved recently
Triple C
and seems like it would be easy to swing open again
#1 bone dad
did he discover a hidden passage
#1 bone dad
god
BONE D.
omg
#1 bone dad
LOOK WHAT HE DID MUKURO
BONE D.
YOU TAKE HIS LUCK AND USE IT TO FIND SECRET PASSAGES HOW DARE
#1 bone dad
he will swing it open and if it is small he will poke his head in
Triple C
There is a well lit, very clean staircase
Triple C
(It smells kinda bad though)
#1 bone dad
... eyes it, climbs up
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It winds, but is well maintained and well lit.
Triple C
you will be going up for quite some time
#1 bone dad
he's also updating mukuro on the situation, unless the connection gets fuzzy
Triple C
No problems with the connection
BONE D.
oooh
#1 bone dad
THERE WILL BE EXTREME CLIMBING
BONE D.
he isn't even part of this but oooh
Triple C
you climb well past where you assume the second floor in the castle
Triple C
the smell gets worse as you go up
#1 bone dad
struggling on valiantly
#1 bone dad
does it smell of dead bodies
Triple C
Eventually you arrive at a small door, and you can hear laughter and talking on the other side of the door
#1 bone dad
or is it just... general bad smell
Triple C
It's a really gross smell, like decay but like someone was covering it with perfume.
Triple C
Too much perfume
#1 bone dad
(LORD)
#1 bone dad
oh man that's even grosser
#1 bone dad
the door will get a Look and then a knock.
Triple C
Abrupt silence on the other side of the door
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and then one of the Eyeless Lad's opens it
Triple C
Roll your dodge
Triple C
(Congrats you found his hidden snack passage)
#1 bone dad
[20, 4] OK CRITS CAN YOU STOP JERKING HIM AROUND
Triple C
kyanve
Triple C
Ok we are going with the first one
Triple C
you can save the four for later
Triple C
he does get grabbed and dragged into a room. Zeph is there!
#1 bone dad
w e l p
Triple C
Sadly so is the Lord and Zeph looks rather alarmed to see him.
#1 bone dad
GOD DAMN
#1 bone dad
BAD END
BONE D.
uh oh
#1 bone dad
bail bail bail bail bail
BONE D.
wait Hibari
BONE D.
why the fuck did you knock
BONE D.
omg
BONE D.
WHY
#1 bone dad
good question
Triple C
And the eyeless lad is dragging him to the Lord
#1 bone dad
he is not clever sometimes.
Triple C
and the Lord looks....confused? TBH?
BONE D.
MUKURO IS JUST GOING TO BE SO
BONE D.
"KYOUYA WHY"
Triple C
There's a pretty woman sitting next to him and she looks ENTIRELY confused
Triple C
nobody looks quite sure what to do
BONE D.
Hibari do you want his advice
Nᴀɪɢʜᴛʀᴀʏ
HIBARI WHY
#1 bone dad
he will take advice mukuro
BONE D.
to maybe save your ass
BONE D.
try saying the cook sent you to ask whether they had enough food/wanted more???
BONE D.
AND DON'T LOOK ANGRY WHILE YOU SAY IT
Triple C
also bow
BONE D.
yes and also bow
BONE D.
FIND EVERY HUMBLE BONE IN YOUR BODY
#1 bone dad
he will take mukuro's wise advice
#1 bone dad
and bow his head
Triple C
The lord looks less confused and even pleased.
Triple C
"Ah yes, we were just thinking of more wine. Fetch that. Good that the creature is finally considering his position within my household."
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and the Eyeless Lad lets him go
BONE D.
YOU'RE WELCOME HIBARI
BONE D.
BUT MUKURO IS GOING TO BE SO ANNOYED
#1 bone dad
... he can't believe that actually worked
Triple C
Hibari you are roundly dismissed
Triple C
with an airy wave of his hand
#1 bone dad
he will take one last look around the room before skedaddling
#1 bone dad
commit faces to memory, especially the woman and the lord
Nᴀɪɢʜᴛʀᴀʏ
the question is
Nᴀɪɢʜᴛʀᴀʏ
does he come back with the fuckin wine
#1 bone dad
he does
BONE D.
well he'll have to now
Triple C
Please come back with the wine
BONE D.
/shakes head at him
Triple C
The cook just gives you a LOOK
Triple C
when you pass on the orders
Triple C
and mutters under its breath about "Goddesses own luck granted to fools."
Triple C
As a tray is built
#1 bone dad
the cook will get a look back. look, he wasn't planning for this
#1 bone dad
LMASFKJA;DSHG;AD
#1 bone dad
THE COOK IS ALL OF US
Nᴀɪɢʜᴛʀᴀʏ
TRULY...
#1 bone dad
i count this as a sound success
Nᴀɪɢʜᴛʀᴀʏ
boy found
#1 bone dad
currently unable to escape clutches but he is found
BONE D.
are you going to tell Murtagh about your Very Bad Idea
BONE D.
lmfao
#1 bone dad
....................................... well he kind of has to
#1 bone dad
but he will take murtagh out to the garden first
#1 bone dad
and then murtagh can yell all he likes
Nᴀɪɢʜᴛʀᴀʏ
also FYI guys Asch is on garden chores, if he sees you going out that way you'll probably feel a fonon ping as basically a "wtf dudes" signal
Nᴀɪɢʜᴛʀᴀʏ
no visual acknowledgement but [/fonon ping]
BONE D.
Murtagh is just "my roommate did the exact same thing I did but with less foresight"
#1 bone dad
asch... would get a jumble of fonons back that are mostly tinged with annoyance and incredulity and sheer "???????????? WHAT JUST HAPPENED"
Nᴀɪɢʜᴛʀᴀʏ
xDDD He can't actually sense moods in them so it'd basically be a "ping acknowledged" to him
Triple C
he will be given a tray
Triple C
with wine and cheese and alcohol soaked chilled grapes
#1 bone dad
he will bring it up, probably serve the lord first (and silently try not to die from the stench because gross)
#1 bone dad
and then MEEKLY (thanks mukuro) ask the rest if they want things
Triple C
He will be directed to serve the woman. She is dark skinned with light hair and watches him very quietly from the corner of her eyes
Triple C
Never looking at him directly
Triple C
But nobody else speaks up
Nᴀɪɢʜᴛʀᴀʏ
who all is in there, just the lord, the woman, zeph and the lads?
#1 bone dad
at least he will remember faces for drawings later
Triple C
Yep.
Triple C
The woman is the same one who was getting drunk when Asch was taken there
Nᴀɪɢʜᴛʀᴀʏ
... whose face Asch doesn't know because blind!
Nᴀɪɢʜᴛʀᴀʏ
show it to Walter fyi I'm gonna make a c/p of this for Val in a bit
#1 bone dad
hrm
#1 bone dad
he will ask if anything else is required of him
Triple C
"I will send for you if I need anything."
Triple C
/another dismissive wave
Triple C
Zeph is sort of under the table near the Lord's leg
Triple C
like a dog
#1 bone dad
"... As you wish, Lord." you have NO idea how much emotion he is suppressing. Zeph gets a look as he leaves, and it's clear that he wants nothing more than to raze the room to the ground and take him out of there
#1 bone dad
but he will leave
Triple C
Kid is avoiding even looking at him.
Triple C
congrats you survived!
#1 bone dad
and if asch is uh in the gardens
Triple C
I expected to at least mark him up
BONE D.
Mukuro to the rescue
#1 bone dad
then he will get this giant wave of angry fonons later
#1 bone dad
as he just flips his shit
Nᴀɪɢʜᴛʀᴀʏ
Asch is in the gardens most of the day, or else in the kitchens