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He opened his notebook with a smirk and readied a brush. "Okay, let's start with rollcall. And to make it more fun, since it's our first class, when I call you I want you stand up and introduce yourselves. Your names, age, likes, what kind of cultivation you're good at and what you're bad at. Alright?"

"Senior Wei," the freckled junior raised his hand.

"Yes, Freckles?"

"Please excuse this junior. Could it be you only know Sizhui-xiong and Jingyi-xiong's names? You, uh... always call me Freckles."

"..."

"......"

"...Look. I have really bad memory, so I don't even know if you guys ever gave me your names! But let's remedy that by doing this formally. I'm even taking notes so I memorize this knowledge to heart and I start to learn them. I can start, if you want an example.

"Hi, as you already know I'm Wei Ying, courtesy name Wuxian. I like spicy food, alcohol, my husband, music, night hunting with you boys, and looking for trouble. I'm good at a ridiculous long list of things, some of them I shouldn't be proud of. I'm not that great at meditation, or spiritual energy manipulation at the moment, because of this body. Working on it.
Okay, let's start with..."